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From now on, all my VOD will be thru Gia's site....Gia, it comes with free popcorn cooked in specially selected organic coconut oil right?????



Thank you for supporting your local porn girl by ordering VOD from the Hot Movies link at giajordan.com.

Saying there needs to be a prize with watching Gia Jordan scenes is a bit redundant, no? HA! Ok, maybe there should be free popcorn, but cooked in palm oil (great source of vitamin E) the old school way. Swear to fucking Christ, I didn't just make that up for convenient jacking. What's that movie where a couple goes to the movies on a date and the guy cuts a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag?
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