The FBI just needs to watch a few episodes of Caliente and get a better understanding of things down there.
http://www.univision.com/content/channel.jhtml?chid=6&schid=1363&secid=1384

By the way...is there any chance we can work out some sort of trade where we can paint a large red target on TT Boy and send him off to Vieques Is. to "participate" in those long-range Navy bombing simulations? Could we also include Dirty Harry? We'd be willing to keep Rosie Perez and Golden Gate bridge painter-turned Arkansas real estate pimp Erik Estrada, after his scintilating performance in Dos Mujeres Un Camino.