Just felt like stating the obvious. Like the pathers had a shot at winning the superbowl or that michael lyons will ever get laid without giving his credit card details first. SM.

URGG cut and paste humor. You can easily tell the difference between an A list porn star and a c list one. For example, jenna is in houston right now fucking tom brady (he called me yesterday and told me) in a $4000 a night suite while claire james is online talking to people like me.

Ahhh yes actucually just got back from celibrating Superbowl with friends... but yes it is i suppose "easy" to tell such things huh? such as a girl NO LONGER in the business thus not getting work for the obvious reasons, and quite easy to tell a LOSER who has no other life as to posting under a FAKE name to hide his true identity so he won't get bashed for his many and obvious short comings other than being a PUSS and retard cutting down "easy" tragets on this post board.... Its really OK though LOL i'd still offer you a beer perhaps lighten up a bit .

I am sure you will surpass this cock envy one day, perhaps you should take it out on a shrink instead of porn girls

Hiding my identity??, click on smelly monkey and you will see i have hidden nothing. But i can tell i ruffled your feathers a little bit, i know how hard it is to get a gig in porn after the age of 40 (or if you have the apperance of someone over the age of 40). So i will throw you a bone, i will send your picture and link to your site to the smelly monkey productions baghdad department, now that porn is HUGE in baghdad we have been looking for lesser porn stars to spearhead their careers in the baghdad direction, you will have some tough competition against 2 limbs lisa (lost an arm and a leg during bomb attack) and furry lips lopez. I think your in for a real chance to become a star in all out baghdad videos. We pay $50 and you can take all the apples you want from the set, okay??.

Claire is hot as fuck on film, she would never work for an idiot like you anyway.
What kind of name is Smelly Monkey Productions anyway?



Do you think talking to models/talent this way will win you favor in this biz?
Think again idiot.

Wow! you went even more out of your way to create a bogus, yet retarded company so you say, Dude, i got to hand it to you, your even more pathetic than i thought no doubt about that
go right ahead make it your obsession to trash me... I gaurntee it will only entertain me more than ruffle....
so lets stop all this high school shit and cut to the chase which actually proves that....


Oh yeah and you can take your polaroid camera and shove it up your ass fan boy

NO ONE is Janne Jameson, monkeyboy.
There is NO pornstar named "Janne" Jameson.
Geez.

[quote]NO ONE is Janne Jameson, monkeyboy.
There is NO pornstar named "Janne" Jameson.
Geez.
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EXACTLY. It took 37 views before someone said it. That was great. Claire, i could own you for $2000, now what does that say??. You ass is open for buisness 24 hours a day if someone can come up with high 3 figures, what does that say??. Was daddy ever there??.

sorry hun, your figures are incorrect just like your grammar

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SM posted on LF's website a few times last year then went away. He also made the claim then he was starting a (nonexistant) company.

As long as he doesn't try to lure any girls with claims of a porn shoot I'd ignore him.

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Your doing a bang up job ignoring me, so much so you can remember me posting on lukeford.com even though it was close to a year ago. You hate to love me, and smelly monkey productions is 100% real, we aren't launching any sites until we sign 3 more contract girls and get 3 films in the can, i am just informing you the people on all updates with the company to make you fully aware of who we are in advance.