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Krispy Kreme donuts.. I wonder if Bad Ass Frank is jealous...

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That arm doesnt even look like it belongs to you. It's wierd. Looks like the arm can be from someone who is on the floor in that doorway.
What is on your arm, some type of bandage?

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Damn,good eyes dude.True story.....

Last week some druged out whore stops by the office looking for work.She was kind of hot so I figured I would bring the slut in my office and have some fun with her.Anyway the bitch gets naked but I can see somethings not right with her,you know like she needs a fix or something.As im trying to shove my fist up her ass the whore turns around and bites my arm.

So i go to the doctor to have the wound checked out and I tell him what happened.He sez he wants to remove a section to send to the lab.The next thing I know dude is removing a huge chuck of my arm to send to the lab.He sez because the bite came from the mouth of a whore they need to check for Rabies,TB and Throat Gonorrea.