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That makes perfect sense to me. For example, I try to avoid sucking horse cocks "as much as possible". But, ya know...sometimes I'm just sitting at home watching American Idol or CSI, and there'll be a knock at the door. So I'll get up to answer it, totally unsuspecting, and there'll be this horse at my front door. And he'll look innocent enough, so I'll invite him in and ask if he wants a beer. So we'll be sittin' there on the sofa, totally relaxed, and everything's cool. Then all of a sudden I'll feel this hoof on the back of my head... pushing me down! And I'll scream "No! This is moving too fast! I'm still getting over a really painful breakup!" . But before the words are out, I'm being violently skullfucked by a horse! I mean, obviously I try to avoid this as much as possible. But shit still happens.



ROFL - ROFL - ROFL