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#150237 - 03/02/06 07:59 AM
Danielle Derek
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 10/27/05
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Something I don't understand ! I read all the negative opinions about Danielle Derek in this forum. But I don't understand why everybody seems to hate her ! Okay, she has fake tits, a fake ass, fake lips, fake ...... everything . She is a stupid hooker but she ain't better or worse than 90 % of all the other pornstar chicks. Can someone explain to me what is so bad about her ? I think she's hot !  http://www.freeones.com/html/d_links/Danielle_Derek/
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#150239 - 03/02/06 09:47 AM
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#150242 - 03/03/06 09:01 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/12/05
Posts: 153
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Something I don't understand !
I read all the negative opinions about Danielle Derek in this forum. But I don't understand why everybody seems to hate her ! Okay, she has fake tits, a fake ass, fake lips, fake ...... everything . She is a stupid hooker but she ain't better or worse than 90 % of all the other pornstar chicks.
Can someone explain to me what is so bad about her ?
I think she's hot !
http://www.freeones.com/html/d_links/Danielle_Derek/
she is waaaay hot. i heard some good things about her scenes, and that she really gets into them. la direct says she does anal, but i have yet to see her in an anal flick. she definitely gets my two thumbs up 
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#150243 - 03/03/06 10:01 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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Damn Christian, you're getting too much work. Why don't you take a break and give me some of your scenes! Haha!
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#150247 - 03/04/06 09:20 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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Jeff said it best. This whore looks like a shit-lolipop. All skinny with bolt-ons and a face that must look like Pamela Peaks first thing in the am.  I'd rather see a hundred natural, young and yet to be augmented whores still working on controlling their gag reflexes. (Claire, Hailey, Sierra etc.)
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just what the hell was this cunt thinking???? (micheal mayhem)
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#150248 - 03/04/06 11:00 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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thanks smut fiend, that gag reflex is a tough one to master, but i think i finally got it!!!! **and also thanks for the props for being natural, i kicked the idea of plastic surgery around in my slutty lil head for a while but decided i like the way jesus built me!!! 
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#150249 - 05/27/06 06:20 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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She's got new pics. I think she should do a bukkake!
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162295-Van%20Damage208.jpg (83 downloads)
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#150250 - 05/27/06 07:28 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Hey, it's good to see Richard D James here... sup Richie boy, didn't know you were a porn fan mate.
Danielle Derek doesn't seem very comfortable in this picture does she?
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#150251 - 05/27/06 07:45 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Danielle Derek doesn't seem very comfortable in this picture does she?
Probably cuz her new boobies are heavy!
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#150252 - 05/27/06 11:09 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/12/05
Posts: 100
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God, her tits are truely hideous. I don't mind bolt-ons, but if you are going to radically alter something that is an essential part of your livelihood then you should at least invest in a good surgeon so they look aesthetically appealing, as opposed to freakish and gross.
Speaking of which, where do all these porn chicks get these horrific tit jobs anyways? Don't you have to be board certified or at least have been competant enough to graduate from med school to legally practice? L.A. is the plastic surgery capital of the world so I would think it would be fairly easy to find a decent surgeon. Are there like back-alley chop shops that provide discount implants in the greater Los Angeles area or what?
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#150255 - 05/28/06 07:13 AM
Re: Danielle Derek
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 10/27/05
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#150257 - 05/28/06 07:41 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
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i heard some good things about her scenes, and that she really gets into them. la direct says she does anal, but i have yet to see her in an anal flick.
I've seen her do anal. In "I Love Gina" with Travis Knight, which is supposedly her very first scene and Diary of a MILF.com with her "boss" Ben English. She is an enthusiastic and talkative fuck even if her voice is annoying -- it's this airheaded, ditzy blonde high-pitched whine and a lot of her banter seems disingenuous. It's almost as if she's only saying what she THINKS a pornstar should say, much like Eve Laurence used to do when she started. Actually, now that I think about it, those two are cut from practically the same cloth. I don't mind Eve so much because she's very cute and her body is on the voluptuous side (at least for porn). Danielle Derek, on the other hand, is already way past "Houston" territory with her enhancements which is a misnomer in her case since none of these physical alterations have "enhanced" her at all.
I dig her scenes but damn, she's hard to look at without feeling depraved in someway for getting turned on by watching such a surgical disaster. It's the equivalent of jacking off to a Michael Jackson video.
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#150258 - 05/29/06 05:39 AM
Re: Danielle Derek
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Unsettling. Disgusting. Ridiculous. Horrifying.
What a GREAT set of tits!!!  
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#150261 - 05/29/06 07:22 PM
Re: Danielle Derek
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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