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#150187 - 03/01/06 05:30 PM Desilution with Porn Stars
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Registered: 06/05/05
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This past AVN expo was my first time in this kind of events. Its was nice, cool i see my favorite stars there but i have many desilutions too. After there i discover how cameras and photoshop make miracles

Here my list of desilutions:

Georgea Peach- her ass look like a 5 pounds of cottage chese

Jenna Haze- what a fuck! i know she was skinny but live she look like a jew in a nazi concentration camp

Rita Foltoyano- shes pretty nice body...but this girl dont earn enough money for remove this ugly moles on her body?

Nina Hartley- Ist a living leyend but photos makes miracles
she looks crappy live next time get more clothes please

Evan Stone- do you know Botox?

Flower Tucci- i still love this whore she's beautiful one of my favorites ....but her ass is a fucking fake!

Steven St Croix- he same idiot look like in screen and have attention deficit too, me and my wife was front of playgirl stand when he was there and practicaly force my wife sign her a autograph and take a pic with him(later we erased).. he said "hey you want a autograph, (and start sing without she respond)", "you want a photo with me?"

Tera Patrick- she was beautiful but her husband makes she patetic!

Jenna Jameson- Totally crap ugly boobs, ugly body(dont have ass, she only have her back with a hole(the asshole) her legs was repugnant, her face was no spectacular but pics makes miracles.

well thats my list, anyone?


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#150188 - 03/01/06 05:40 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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Registered: 09/22/05
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more impressive was an entire list of broken english followed by a correct usage of repugnant....ole'
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#150189 - 03/01/06 05:41 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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Registered: 12/28/05
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I find EL Glorioso amazing. He cant speak English well, yet he knows the word Repugnant and spelled it correctly.

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#150190 - 03/01/06 06:08 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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I find EL Glorioso amazing. He cant speak English well, yet he knows the word Repugnant and spelled it correctly.




thanks i learned a few of english with cabletv

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#150191 - 03/01/06 06:29 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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glorioso, two words: closed caption...plus you get your share of american pop culture, you can´t beat that can you...li-bei-ta!!!, li-bei-ta!!!(cubanlike accent)
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#150192 - 03/01/06 06:43 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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glorioso, two words: closed caption...plus you get your share of american pop culture, you can´t beat that can you...li-bei-ta!!!, li-bei-ta!!!(cubanlike accent)




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#150193 - 03/01/06 08:26 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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Registered: 04/07/05
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ugly body(dont have ass, she only have her back with a hole(the asshole)






This made me fucking choke i laughed so hard.
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#150194 - 03/02/06 06:37 AM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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more impressive was an entire list of broken english followed by a correct usage of repugnant....ole'





Agreed, he is laying the cuban thing on a little strong. Nice try though
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#150195 - 03/02/06 10:21 AM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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more impressive was an entire list of broken english followed by a correct usage of repugnant....ole'





Agreed, he is laying the cuban thing on a little strong. Nice try though





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#150196 - 03/02/06 04:41 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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#150197 - 03/02/06 05:34 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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All hail the new cage champion elglorioso.
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#150198 - 03/02/06 06:04 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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heyyy turning personal no me compares con ese gordo maricon!!

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#150199 - 03/03/06 12:39 AM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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Registered: 07/06/05
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more impressive was an entire list of broken english followed by a correct usage of repugnant....ole'






Agreed, he is laying the cuban thing on a little strong. Nice try though








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#150200 - 03/03/06 05:22 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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Registered: 01/18/06
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I'm sorry, was there a coherent sentence anywhere in that statement? After struggling to make sense of the grammer I lost all sense of reading comprehension.

If you find porn stars dissappointing in real life then just follow the advice of the Wizard of Oz; "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"
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#150201 - 03/03/06 06:24 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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Registered: 06/05/05
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I'm sorry, was there a coherent sentence anywhere in that statement? After struggling to make sense of the grammer I lost all sense of reading comprehension.

If you find porn stars dissappointing in real life then just follow the advice of the Wizard of Oz; "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain"





reffer me a good spell checker please

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#150202 - 03/03/06 10:22 PM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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Registered: 10/29/03
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reffer me a good spell checker please




I think reefer would work better, dawg.
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#150203 - 03/04/06 07:38 AM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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reffer me a good spell checker please




I think reefer would work better, dawg.




thanks maybe you people can open de XTP english school

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#150204 - 03/04/06 07:54 AM Re: Desilution with Porn Stars
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