Fucking ability? Are you a Zen Master in the Raincoat Review club? I can show you some half blind bald dwarfs that can fuck their ass off!! Does that mean you would pay them more then a better looking girl that just lays there? I guess you are one of these losers that wankus off to porn movies pretending the girl is fucking you and so if the girl is a little lame you feel like she didnt 'fuck' you good.

You might want to rent some Bridget the Midget movies. She might be short and ugly about she fucks and sucks cocks like it will save the world or cure cancer.