I'm actually starting to like you Phlog. Just don't ever come down here. Having Dixie Normous running around makes me feel scared and small. I want to hide under my bed until all my twoubles go away.

I like you more the further away you are.



Yes, very amusing. I wondered how long it would be before someone turned my flame wars references against me.


Well, the beauty of Flame Wars is that there's at least one character for everyone.


I found Troglodyte for you.

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/warriorshtm/troglodyte.htm


Troglodyte seems to have emerged from the mists of time untouched by human evolution. Devoid of a single progressive idea and lacking the slightest awareness of social and cultural advances, Troglodyte has developed an incoherent political philosophy that he characterizes as "conservative" or "libertarian", but which could be more accurately described as "bigoted narcissism". His aggressive posturing often frightens off weaker, more timid Warriors. In pitched battle, however, Troglodyte easily loses control and his attack quickly degenerates into a rant. Just for the fun of it, Weenie, Issues. Pinko and Evil Clown will sometimes deliberately goad him into a towering rage.

I liked especially how it mentions pinko loves to prod troglodyte. That was an unintentional funny. I also like how it can be applied to the entire "Team America" gang going on in this thread.


That site is actually pretty funny.