Cerberus, I guess you'll never understand. That saddens, but does not suprise me. And your clear agitation shows you're as rigid and dogmatic as it is possible to be.



Clearly I hit a nerve. I think also you've missed a lot of the subtle nuances etc, but that seems to be a common theme, not just with you, not just here, so I'm not upset.

I would respond point by point, but let's face it, you think I'm a communist flag-burning terrorist fag hippie tool, and in turn I shake my head.


The logic of your argument/s is one that would only survive in America, especially on the right side of politics.

I love the straight-faced and clearly dearly and belovedly held belief that there is undeniable and irresistable logic in such arguments as your reasoning behind everyone having guns, then to top it off poo-pooing me parodying them.

Which is why the "me-toos" will always side with you. I expected phlog would be up for some of that sort of action [I'm not American, so I must by nature be anti-American], but Floof I'm a little suprised at. Still, when someone attacks everything your nation is built on; guns, war, the military; all things you clearly have unshakeable belief in, an outsider, I guess the natural reaction is to circle the wagons. So that's not particuarly suprising. America is in a strange place right now I think, and a lot of ppl are taking defensive positions. At the first sign of criticism, however constructive or well meant, in fact anything directly short of pure sychophancy, its "O yeah? Well fuuuuucccckkkk you! America, fuck yeah!"

Feel free to attack my country, but I'd be suprised if you knew enough to cluck-cluck me about the first thing. Telling me everyone in Australia loves guns was the first clue you know nada.



I think the delicious irony of it all is that to ppl such as Floof and Phlog you "owned" me, but to ppl outside or America, and even ppl on the left in America, it is hard to believe you are being serious, and are not concocting some outrageous attempt at self-parody. It is completely comical, and still to this day I find it hard to believe ppl like yourself actually exist in America.

I guess its another one of those conspiracy theories I'm supposedly a captive of.

It just cracks me up when stuff ppl poke fun at in America you pretty much quote word for word straight-faced, totally convinced.


The world looks at America, sees ppl like yourself, and either has a little chuckle, or else nervously shift in their seat, knowing ppl like yourself are the Republican party and all it stands for.

You have no idea how puzzled many in the rest of the world tend to be by what goes on in America. The mindsets displayed by yourself seem stereotypical and contrived, yet you and your cheersquad seem to find them perfectly unexceptional.



There are none so blind as those that will not see.

You have no idea where I'm coming from do you? That's a rhetorical question btw.

I'm puzzled and more than a little worried / disturbed rather than being angry or vengeful.

I think perhaps its hard to see through the fog when it envelops you.

Are you right? Am I wrong? Possibly. It just as I say is quite puzzling to the rest of the world [no, everyone doesn't hate America FFS] the ethos. I mean there's 300 million of ya, and there's plenty of fag hippie flag-burning America haters yada yada that are American.

Ppl like you frustrate me more than anything. And vice-versa no doubt. I like to think I can step into the mindset, the set of mental processes, the cognitive schemata etc of closed minded ppl, left and right.

Quite puzzling.

I'm usually apathetic about most things, but when you think a bit deeper about the implications, such as you shape political discourse in your own country, it does raise a few concerns.


And, on a final note, I think all I'm saying is pretty much exactly what many Americans themselves are saying. Stuff I've read, heard, seen. The fact I'm not American just gives me a different perspective one might be able to get there.


Sorry to be so long-winded. And I'm sure the Team America gang will rip on me. But as I say, I think you're just not getting it, you just can't see. Which is exactly no doubt how you feel about me.

If I hated America and everything it stood for I'd move somewhere else, not go to American dominated forums etc etc etc. That's just a qualifier before Davey Cocksocket and the guys at the last Analmo open up against this foreigner. How dare anyone who isn't American and a republican dare say the word America without completely awe-inspired reverence and gratitude for everything America has ever done! How can anyone even begin to discuss American politics without bowing down and licking my Republican boots! Heathen! Barbarian! Communist! Paedophile! [spell it the American way lacky!] She-male! Goat-fucker!

Burn him! Burn him!