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porn has taught me that tattoos are an aesthetic abomination, almost always fucking up the desired uniformity and symmetry of the hot teen girl physique. for many girls, getting a loud and obnoxious tattoo is a step in the direction of turning into a sloppy, unnatural and vulgar cocktail waitress of hell, also known as 'alt porn.' you see them on the freeway, it doesn't look like a lot of fun. thank you, porn, for assisting in my development. now i know that it is hip to be square.



I like this chick more and more every day.