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Tough call...when Chico smacks a ho upside the head, it's because he knows they are smaller and weaker than him. He also needs to get rid of the raging hard-on that he gets when watching Ultimate Fighting, but he knows jacking off to UFC is gay, so he is forced to seek some other form of cathartic self-relief, namely bitch slapping girls.

Remember: UFC + =

Smartt, on the other hand, is a lot braver...when he bitch slaps a ho, there's a 49.5% chance that she is really a he, and thus may kick Smartt's ass in retalliation. This is known as 'Brazilian Roulette' or 'dating' if no bitch slapping is involved.

Also, whilst irritating, Smartt cannot compare to Ryan Knox as of yet...but I'm still voting for Chico to win, just because I can.

Chico>>> <<<Smartt




I agree with this all the way upto the actual vote itself. I think Chico beats on women for 2 reasons, to vent the frustration he feels from getting his ass kicked time and time again by UFC guys and the other because of the deep sexual attraction he feels towards male fighters, beating on women who are in the sex industry is the easiest way for him to repress the homosexual chico thats trying to break out. If Chico just comes out of the closet it won't only be beneficial to him as a person it could also save maybe a dozen future whores and the directors that have to find replacements for them when they show up down 2 teeth and with poorly concealed black eyes.


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I say Chico.

Chico knows a skill from Brazil known as ju-jitsu. Smartt gives 4 Brazilian dollars to little boys for their skills.





You say chico because you hate smartt with a passion.








Poll result update

smartt 6
chico 11


Im amazed smartt has this kind of a following
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