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#149992 - 03/01/06 01:47 AM Chico Or Smartt POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Seems these two have a on going feud, so i figured it deserved its own thread. lets have a quick look at the tale of the tape

Mental toughness: Both evenly match mentally but the toughness goes to smartt, he has the legs to last in a feud longer then chico

Creative insults: Split. Both are creatively retarded.

Board Support: chico, without doubt chico has more support on his side then smartt.


So its split down, so we have to look deeper into this, ones a guy who beats girls while the other beats over guy girls, both have limited sex appeal, both have been knocked the fuck out before which has been proven on the board, (chico by one of those ultimate championship fighters) and smartt by his strict disciplinarian father carlos montego a former general in the brazilian armed forces.

Theres a lot more to add with these two but im drawing a blank, if anyone would like to fill in the blanks please do the board and this thread the service.






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#149993 - 03/01/06 05:30 AM Re: Chico Or Smartt POLL
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I'll have to go with Chico on this one. smartt wouldn't be alive today if his mother hadn't kept the Dr. from trying to drown him immediately after birth.

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#149994 - 03/01/06 06:35 AM Re: Chico Or Smartt POLL
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Tough call...when Chico smacks a ho upside the head, it's because he knows they are smaller and weaker than him. He also needs to get rid of the raging hard-on that he gets when watching Ultimate Fighting, but he knows jacking off to UFC is gay, so he is forced to seek some other form of cathartic self-relief, namely bitch slapping girls.

Remember: UFC + =

Smartt, on the other hand, is a lot braver...when he bitch slaps a ho, there's a 49.5% chance that she is really a he, and thus may kick Smartt's ass in retalliation. This is known as 'Brazilian Roulette' or 'dating' if no bitch slapping is involved.

Also, whilst irritating, Smartt cannot compare to Ryan Knox as of yet...but I'm still voting for Chico to win, just because I can.

Chico>>> <<<Smartt

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#149995 - 03/01/06 09:04 AM Re: Chico Or Smartt POLL
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I say Chico.

Chico knows a skill from Brazil known as ju-jitsu. Smartt gives 4 Brazilian dollars to little boys for their skills.
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#149996 - 03/01/06 10:14 AM Re: Chico Or Smartt POLL
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Edited by elglorioso (03/01/06 10:59 AM)

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#149997 - 03/02/06 06:28 AM Re: Chico Or Smartt POLL
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Quote:

Tough call...when Chico smacks a ho upside the head, it's because he knows they are smaller and weaker than him. He also needs to get rid of the raging hard-on that he gets when watching Ultimate Fighting, but he knows jacking off to UFC is gay, so he is forced to seek some other form of cathartic self-relief, namely bitch slapping girls.

Remember: UFC + =

Smartt, on the other hand, is a lot braver...when he bitch slaps a ho, there's a 49.5% chance that she is really a he, and thus may kick Smartt's ass in retalliation. This is known as 'Brazilian Roulette' or 'dating' if no bitch slapping is involved.

Also, whilst irritating, Smartt cannot compare to Ryan Knox as of yet...but I'm still voting for Chico to win, just because I can.

Chico>>> <<<Smartt





I agree with this all the way upto the actual vote itself. I think Chico beats on women for 2 reasons, to vent the frustration he feels from getting his ass kicked time and time again by UFC guys and the other because of the deep sexual attraction he feels towards male fighters, beating on women who are in the sex industry is the easiest way for him to repress the homosexual chico thats trying to break out. If Chico just comes out of the closet it won't only be beneficial to him as a person it could also save maybe a dozen future whores and the directors that have to find replacements for them when they show up down 2 teeth and with poorly concealed black eyes.


Quote:

I say Chico.

Chico knows a skill from Brazil known as ju-jitsu. Smartt gives 4 Brazilian dollars to little boys for their skills.






You say chico because you hate smartt with a passion.








Poll result update

smartt 6
chico 11


Im amazed smartt has this kind of a following
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#149998 - 03/03/06 06:46 AM Re: Chico Or Smartt POLL
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smartt 8

chico 13

and not a peep from either. Smashing.
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