Saint Fucking Patrick!

Will you people start boiling these novels down? This is not ADT. Between Ford's maudlin reprimand of usage on a message board, various people's moral bewilderment, this Sauza guy who dislikes porn...and comes to XPT to let us all know what a bunch of degenerate assholes we all are, and Longshot going Wankus ala the AVN blog, I'm ready to hurl my dinner from Don & Charlie's.