i refuse to read anything with as high a wordcount as people seem to be posting unless you pay me ungodly sums of money/hour.

here's lord asmus, he's got a tat on his penis. his penis is larger than rob longshot's.

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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits