Math isn't sexy? What else is new? I always wanted to go to one of those Ancient Greek symposiums where everybody talks about math and gets wasted and fucks everybody, but unfortunately I'm not Ancient Greek. Math has got a bad rep since then - I think it's time to make it sexy again.

How about this for a movie: a competition between Gen Padova and Gia Jordan as to who can answer the most math questions in a given time while gagging on dick. Alt. porn. Winner takes 2/3 of the pot. You could have two separate guys doing it, also competing so that the one whose girl loses gets 2/3 of a smaller pot he's sharing with the other guy. To encourage spirited competition, you know. Rules would have to be established as to where the hands can be, how many thrusts per minute are allowed, etc. to give the girls a chance to speak. Maybe someday they'll play it in public school to encourage interest in math.

I'm 94.86% serious.

(Really.)

(Just not the part about the public schools using it; that's the other 5.14% that I'm not serious about. But the rest of it I am. Honest.)