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Well, you picked the only 2 good scenes from that entire movie, "From Dusk 'Till Dawn". Well, there was Cheech extolling the virtues of the house pussy, that was good too. I'll have to think a little harder and recall some of the seminal moments of non-porn celluloid arousal in my own life, I'm drawing a blank now . . .




A truly idiotic movie, sorry Burg - normally I'm down with your film choices. For me, this movie was like seeing the Wizard of Oz was just a pathetic guy behind the curtain on the whole Tarantino/Rodriguez cult.

That being said, I have sacrificed millions of little swimmers to Ms. Hayek







I agree, I never extolled the movie itself, just these particular scenes (which no doubt stood out in my mind cuz the movie itself was retarded/sucked ass....much the same as watching ANY Bo Derek movie from the early 1980s, the ONLY reason would be to jerk off to Bo, who in my opinion was the sexiest woman of the 1980s)

This is a subtle Monkey Cage attack on porn itself (or what is typically made today...) I am rebelling by looking for sexual arousal/titillation in so-called mainstream/normal films....I am finding it is worth the effort, and if nothing else, by taking a break from the ridiculously graphic, nothing-left-to-the-imagination grind that exists today, I may return to it semi-refreshed so that I am shock-and-awed again by a relatively new chick like Alicia Alighati getting DP'd or "Dozen-fied" by Brandon Iron....it's like taking a break from Drinking to lower your tolerance and give your liver a timeout, or any other drug for that matter...Porn of course, being a drug too, although no one wants to admit that, because there are already too many examples of drugged out porn chicks being exposed everyday....read lukeisback and his ongoing, pornified version of "Something about Mary (Carey)"....now if there ever was a porn chick who could/should be clean, it's Ms (s)Carey.

Smelly Monkey had even demonstrated to us a number of times the hypocritical ignoring/overlooking of Jenna's Drug Use (my favorite story is the one where she was getting boatloads of Vicodin from some shady mob-related source...) Yes, TOLERANCE needs to be managed...how the fuck do you think straight male stars wind up jaded to the point they start doing Trannies, and other guys? Paging Mr Stagliano, your Drug Cocktail is ready.....
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