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#149712 - 02/28/06 10:47 AM i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
he called me "eon" we embraced.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#149713 - 02/28/06 11:13 AM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710


Dare I ask who was the pitcher and who was the Ryan Knox?

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#149714 - 02/28/06 11:15 AM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ryan knox was my first bottoming experience. there's nothing like a small, flaccid penis unable to penetrate another human being.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#149715 - 02/28/06 04:38 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Ugh, dirty bum-sex is the worst kind.

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#149716 - 02/28/06 04:57 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Flattery will get you know where!

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#149717 - 02/28/06 04:59 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Flattery will get you know where!




The school system has failed you.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#149718 - 02/28/06 05:01 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Flattery will get you know where!




The school system has failed you.




I'd start with his worthless parents if you're looking to dispense blame.

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#149719 - 02/28/06 05:03 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
somewhere, out there, all of those dykey bronte sisters just rolled in their graves at that sentence.

congratulations rhine knowwxxxx, you've turned english into esperanto as far as i'm concerned. get your tubes tied, please.
_________________________
"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#149720 - 02/28/06 05:26 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You got me, "Nowhere"

Gia-
I see Waxing and Nair have failed you.

Have2Cit-
You can say all you want about my parents.......
from a safe distance.



Edited by RyanKnox (02/28/06 05:35 PM)

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#149721 - 02/28/06 05:30 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
You guys all post stupid typos so shut your fucking cock cleaners!

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#149722 - 02/28/06 06:22 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Have2Cit-
You can say all you want about my parents.......
from a safe distance.





safe distance = your face to the glory hole

You're a homo Ryan, most probably brought about by abuse from said parents. Did daddy put it to you? I say yesssssssss.

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#149723 - 02/28/06 06:41 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
And you're a Dumb Fuck Redneck.

Why don't you go back to screwing cows since that's all you seem to be intellectually capable of you confederate hillbilly traitor.

Inbreeding awaits you.

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#149724 - 02/28/06 06:55 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

And you're a Dumb Fuck Redneck.

Why don't you go back to screwing cows since that's all you seem to be intellectually capable of you confederate hillbilly traitor.

Inbreeding awaits you.




Shows what you know, a cows ass is too high.
_________________________
meh.

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#149725 - 02/28/06 07:06 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

And you're a Dumb Fuck Redneck.

Why don't you go back to screwing cows since that's all you seem to be intellectually capable of you confederate hillbilly traitor.

Inbreeding awaits you.




and I'd say 10 to 15 years of therapy await you, to remove the stigma of the sexual abuse from your psyche, that or an early death from meth abuse and work as a professional bottom on the gay sex club circuit. My money would go on the latter.

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#149726 - 02/28/06 07:12 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Why Wryan, Rhine, Wyen, Ryan do you have to edit every one of your fucking posts?

Some people aspire to be astronauts, teachers, writers, musicians when they grow up. You wanted to have homo ass sex on film. You did it, now go overdose and be gone.
_________________________
" Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire

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#149727 - 02/28/06 07:20 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
No Have2Cit.
Your money would go towards the White Supremacy Fundraiser and carnival.

That and a batch of your Wife/Sister's home made salad for the K.K.K. Potluck!

2Cums-
Notice I don't even bother with you.
Now why do you think that is?


Edited by RyanKnox (02/28/06 07:54 PM)

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#149728 - 02/28/06 07:28 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

No, your money would go to the White Supremist Fundraiser
carnival.

That and a batch of your Wife/Sister's home made salad for the K.K.K. Potluck!




maybe this would be funnier if it wasn't from a "man" who takes it in the ass. now scoot along little ryan I am sure there are dozens of men waiting to treat you like a pin cushion tonight.

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#149729 - 02/28/06 07:32 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
And maybe your posts would be funny if you were, I don't know, not you.

Still your stubborn effort fully exceeds your lack of intelligence and overall ability to communicate with others.

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#149730 - 02/28/06 07:57 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

And maybe your posts would be funny if you were, I don't know, not you.

Still your stubborn effort fully exceeds your lack of intelligence and overall ability to communicate with others.




and your lack of intelligence far exceeds your ability to get wood. You ever think the lack of wood stems from the sexual abuse in your past?

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#149731 - 02/28/06 07:59 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Your posts continue to suck with sheer consistency.
I am done with you fan.

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#149732 - 02/28/06 08:00 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Your posts continue to suck with sheer consistency.
I am done with you fan.




can you say bitch slapped? you should know it by now.

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#149733 - 02/28/06 08:08 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Sure, I do it to the whores that you jerk off to.

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#149734 - 02/28/06 08:13 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Sure, I do it to the whores that you jerk off to.




yeah right, how do you do slap anyone when you are on the bottom?

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#149735 - 02/28/06 08:15 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Have2Cit-
Know your role fan.
If your going to be a bottom than you can't slap anyone.
I respect you even if you are gay though.

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#149736 - 02/28/06 08:16 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
El Kabong Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Your posts continue to suck with sheer consistency.
I am done with you fan.



OH christ, lol, how is that an insult? Don't you get it? Fans, the folks who have steady income and buy smut with disposable income are the reason the whole industry exists. So "fan" is hardly an insult. You only wish/dream you were a fan. Instead your a rented dick, only the lowest of fluffers get paid less than you. I just laugh myself silly when male talent gets all puffed up and such. Your just a gay wisp of a pubic hair away from Marc Wallace infamy. Won't be long until your back under that bridge blowing diseased cocks for change.
_________________________
meh.

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#149737 - 02/28/06 08:18 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Have2Cit-
Know your role fan.
If your going to be a bottom than you can't slap anyone.
I respect you even if you are gay though.




Ancient native saying says: man with dildo in ass, has no right disparage others

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#149738 - 02/28/06 08:18 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Negative,
you pee siting down, Kabong!

Ancient Native man sais:
No Have2Cit do not rape and kill our babies.
Do not burn down our villages.
Oh the humanity!

Have2Cit-
Another Meth joke please.


Edited by RyanKnox (02/28/06 08:41 PM)

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#149739 - 02/28/06 08:32 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Negative,
you pee siting down, Kabong!

Ancient Native man sais:
No Have2Cit do not rape and kill our babies.
Do not burn down our villages.
Oh the humanity!




meth has addled your brain, please deepthroat a 45 before you pass on your fucked up code

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#149740 - 02/28/06 09:37 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
Quote:

somewhere, out there, all of those dykey bronte sisters just rolled in their graves at that sentence.

congratulations rhine knowwxxxx, you've turned english into esperanto as far as i'm concerned. get your tubes tied, please.



Personally, I'd like to bang Emily Bronte against her will ala the GJ scene in submissivesex.com. But then again, I rubbed one out to William Butler Yeats' "Leda and the Swan."

A sudden blow: the great wings beating still
Above the staggering girl, her thighs caressed
By the dark webs, her nape caught in his bill,
He holds her helpless breast upon his breast.

How can those terrified vague fingers push
The feathered glory from her loosening thighs?
And how can body, laid in that white rush,
But feel the strange heart beating where it lies?
A shudder in the loins engenders there
The broken wall, the burning roof and tower,
And Agamemnon dead.

Being so caught up,
So mastered by the brute blood of the air,
Did she put on his knowledge with his power
Before the indifferent beak could let her drop?


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#149741 - 02/28/06 11:58 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

Quote:

Flattery will get you know where!




The school system has failed you.




GIA! i spit out my soup all over the fucking keyboard! that is the funniest thing i have ever read!
_________________________
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#149742 - 03/01/06 06:21 AM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
what is the fun of Eon crowd to dont show their faces and only shows cartoons of their face

acne problems?

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#149743 - 03/01/06 06:48 AM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
Pericles Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 300
Quote:

what is the fun of Eon crowd to dont show their faces and only shows cartoons of their face

acne problems?





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#149744 - 03/01/06 12:42 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Quote:

what is the fun of Eon crowd to dont show their faces and only shows cartoons of their face

acne problems?




They don't want to be publicly associated with porn.
_________________________
Amor est vitae essentia

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#149745 - 03/01/06 11:55 PM Re: i had dirty bum-sex with malachi ecks
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

what is the fun of Eon crowd to dont show their faces and only shows cartoons of their face

acne problems?




They don't want to be publicly associated with porn.




Exactly...either that or he doesn't want to be associated with the debacle that is 'Neu Wave Hookers'. Either way it's extremely cowardly and hypocritical, but what do you expect from such a poseur?

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