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#149437 - 02/27/06 08:00 PM
Smutmutations vol. 1
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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In an ongoing effort to improve my game and catch up with the onslaught of dvds cuming through the mailslot, I’ve been experimenting with different styles in presentation just to keep myself from getting bored. Some say my reviews are tedious, but if it makes your eyes glaze over don’t read it, look at the pix, or just stay away from the altar of smut . It’s cool, I only write this shit for my amusement or the discriminating pervert who cares about what porn they purchase. Shit’s expensive, I know that. I think back on my days flipping through review mags checking out the stills mainly because the only mag worth reading sometimes was Hustler’s EVG because those fucker’s were brutal, yet entertaining. They had LFP behind them so they feared not. In all honesty every reviewer has their own kinks, so don’t truss it, but if “In Smut We Trust†is your motto, have fun, glean wisdom or just enjoy the pix.
Sex Trap [Hustler Video]
Grade: C
Hoes: A
starring: Chloe Dior, Cindy Crawford, Kirsten Price, Sativa Rose, Joey
flaws: shadowy lighting & lousy camera angles
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143329-_CKP0215a.jpg (16 downloads)
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#149447 - 02/27/06 08:31 PM
Re: Smutmutations vol.1
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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Built For Filth [1st Strike]
Grade: C
Hoes:C
starring: Audrey Hollander, Miss Arroyo, Britney Madison, Bridgette Kerkove, Mandy Bright
flaws: I see dead people
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143348-DSCF0087a.jpg (15 downloads)
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#149450 - 02/27/06 08:42 PM
Re: Smutmutations
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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White Guy’s POV [Lethal Hardcore]
Grade: B+
Hoes: B
starring: Jessica Jammer, Trista Tanner, Marquetta Jewel, Madelene Marks, Marissa Marcelle, Dana Vespoli
Flaws: nothing major, but maybe Dana Vespoli
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143352-_MG_4452a.jpg (12 downloads)
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#149455 - 02/27/06 09:00 PM
Re: Smutmutations vol.1
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
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#149456 - 02/27/06 09:06 PM
Re: Smutmutations
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
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White Guy’s POV [Lethal Hardcore] Grade: B+ Hoes: B starring: Jessica Jammer, Trista Tanner, Marquetta Jewel, Madelene Marks, Marissa Marcelle, Dana Vespoli Flaws: nothing major, but maybe Dana Vespoli
Looks like a hot scene. Hot chicks.
Maybe add to your review what they get up to in each scene. You know, GG, DP, that sort of thing.
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#149458 - 02/27/06 11:59 PM
Re: Smutmutations vol.1
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Well, she is HIV+ if that's what you mean...this must be stuff from waaaay back, beacause Brittney Madison has been dead for some time, and Bridgette Kerkove has also been out of the picture in a performing capacity as well if I'm not mistaken. On a lighter note, Smutmutant, your reviews rock hard...keep up the good work!
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#149459 - 02/28/06 09:24 AM
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