Idea for a porn: an unsuspecting whore is lured to a set with a promise of easy money, the only catch is: it's a BBBG. As the whore gets between the sheets with the guys (did I mention that was part of the setup?), the guys hold the whore down, pull the sheet over her head and take turns delivering Dutch Ovens to the whore for an hour or so.

Potential titles: "Dutch Oven Cookin'," "Fart Cock-tales," "My Life Has Hit Rock Bottom."