yesterday, i woke up as a management consultant. today i'm getting my hair faded. i'm sure jules does better than me and i wish him the best of luck for being a rare beacon of hope for american pornography, but trick, i ain't him. but i've got 200-dollars. do you babysit?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits