[quotejames are the same person.

i rather be on wellfare(which i am not) then a loser sitting in a big ass empty house snorting coke at night and logging on the net.




a: monkey's my godfather, i kiss his rings, we're not related

b: don't knock the house-thing until you've tried it.beats hooking, were there a man who resembled phil collins in my house, he'd die. you'd fuck him, that's where we diverge sammy.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits