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#149215 - 02/27/06 09:12 AM Alyssa West claims high standards...
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Everyone's favorite degenerate hooker Alyssa West must have been stumbling around the Internet after her Craig's List John left last night, because on my Instant Messenger this morning this is what I found:

Xxxalyssawest: i still hope you go to fucking hell and i hope you post this on your fucking xxxporntalk bullshit.....i might be 9 months pregnant and still hooking but i have always kept my standards high....i dont have a fucking std..why dont you look at my aim test...and also i dont do drugs and will get tested for that as well...all of you need to grow up and get a life and maybe take a shower so you dont have such bad b.o. and maybe you could get laid and not have to pay for pussy

Xxxalyssawest: thank you

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Alyssa, see these threads:

Initial Alyssa West Pregnancy Thread

Alyssa wants me to burn in hell

Womb for rent...

Alyssa West Has No Dignity

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#149216 - 02/27/06 10:54 AM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9197
Quote:

i might be 9 months pregnant and still hooking...maybe you could get laid and not have to pay for pussy



I don't know if I'm sadder for aborted abortion itself, or the adoptive parents who will wonder what sort of retarded reproductive cells generated this crack-child?

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#149217 - 02/27/06 11:28 AM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
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Alyssa is just a really tragic case. How can someone stand by the decision to be a 9 month pregnant Craig's list hooker? Letting strange freaks come into your apartment to bang you for a couple hundred bucks... I mean Jesus if I found out my mom was doing that while she was pregnant with me I'd probably shoot her and myself.

Alyssa needs to move back to Texas and try to become a normal human being instead of the human toilet she currently is.
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#149218 - 02/27/06 03:27 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
I bet Maged is stroking out a big load on the idea of her not only being a porn star mother....but a porn star pregnant hooker....
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#149219 - 02/27/06 04:16 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
Lance Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 55
Loc: La Ciudad de Los Angeles
Quote:

I bet Maged is stroking out a big load on the idea of her not only being a porn star mother....but a porn star pregnant hooker....



I know so.

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#149220 - 02/27/06 05:34 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
JimJaded Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Quote:

Quote:

i might be 9 months pregnant and still hooking...maybe you could get laid and not have to pay for pussy



I don't know if I'm sadder for aborted abortion itself, or the adoptive parents who will wonder what sort of retarded reproductive cells generated this crack-child?




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#149221 - 02/27/06 06:13 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
Eddie Normous Offline
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we get high
Cause you never know when you're gonna go
Life's a bitch and then you die; that's why we puff lye
Cause you never know when you're gonna go

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#149222 - 02/27/06 06:41 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
too much illmatic for eddie. wait, there's never too much illmatic.
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#149223 - 02/27/06 06:48 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
K.R Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
This girl isn't very attractive and if you are correct about seven pregnancies by the age of nineteen then she belongs on the Maury Povich Show. I googled "903-372-9038" and there was alot of listings-alot. But getting pregnant that many times is just plain irresponsible! Tony let me ask you this what's your opinion on sterilization? I think she seriously needs this. What's your opinion?

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#149224 - 02/27/06 06:59 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I think 70% of the population needs sterilization.
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#149225 - 02/27/06 07:14 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

too much illmatic for eddie. wait, there's never too much illmatic.




exactly.

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#149226 - 02/27/06 07:31 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

I think 70% of the population needs sterilization.




try 99.9%, Gia....
btw, here's a message that AW sent to me on myspace:

" hey... i have a problem with your site....not you but the people on it they are rude....the guy who starts everything is tony malice you know from jm productions.....i have worked for him and then he talked shit...i confronted him....and he talks more shit.... i dont believe that any site should be able to do that to people"


That's why his name is Malice.
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#149227 - 02/27/06 07:54 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


i might be 9 months pregnant and still hooking but i have always kept my standards high....i dont have a fucking std..why dont you look at my aim test...and also i dont do drugs and will get tested for that as well...all of you need to grow up and get a life and maybe take a shower so you dont have such bad b.o. and maybe you could get laid and not have to pay for pussy




Whats she charging to let some guy knock a few dents in her kids forehead?
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#149228 - 02/27/06 07:58 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Quote:

Quote:

too much illmatic for eddie. wait, there's never too much illmatic.




exactly.



illmatic is on heavy rotation always
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#149229 - 02/27/06 08:37 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
http://www.anythingpost.com/providerdetails.asp?providerid=2809


$500 for anal.

Don't strange things start happening to your pooper when you're pregnant?
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#149230 - 02/27/06 09:44 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
Quote:

http://www.anythingpost.com/providerdetails.asp?providerid=2809


$500 for anal.

Don't strange things start happening to your pooper when you're pregnant?




Like.........?


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#149231 - 02/27/06 10:12 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Quote:

Quote:

http://www.anythingpost.com/providerdetails.asp?providerid=2809


$500 for anal.

Don't strange things start happening to your pooper when you're pregnant?




Like.........?







That's what I'm asking.

I know during birth you shit everywhere, but don't you lose control of your bowels during pregnancy too?

And doesn't your arsehole open up during pregnancy?


I googled.

Hemorrhoids.

The pressures of the uterus with baby may during the end of your pregnancy restrict the blood flow to the rectum causing a balloon effect near the anus.


I think there's more.
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#149232 - 02/28/06 12:51 AM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
pris Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
Im getting so desperate for a date that i would go out with her

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#149233 - 02/28/06 02:08 AM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
steveb Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
I know that when I want lessons in morality I always turn to habitual porn forum posters.
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#149234 - 03/01/06 04:52 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
sexycity Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

http://www.anythingpost.com/providerdetails.asp?providerid=2809


$500 for anal.

Don't strange things start happening to your pooper when you're pregnant?




Like.........?







That's what I'm asking.

I know during birth you shit everywhere, but don't you lose control of your bowels during pregnancy too?

And doesn't your arsehole open up during pregnancy?


I googled.

Hemorrhoids.

The pressures of the uterus with baby may during the end of your pregnancy restrict the blood flow to the rectum causing a balloon effect near the anus.


I think there's more.




When a woman is pushing the baby out, other body contents can come out such as excrement.
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#149235 - 03/01/06 05:21 PM Re: Alyssa West claims high standards...
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Quote:







When a woman is pushing the baby out, other body contents can come out such as excrement.




have any pics of that?
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