Everyone's favorite degenerate hooker Alyssa West must have been stumbling around the Internet after her Craig's List John left last night, because on my Instant Messenger this morning this is what I found:

Xxxalyssawest: i still hope you go to fucking hell and i hope you post this on your fucking xxxporntalk bullshit.....i might be 9 months pregnant and still hooking but i have always kept my standards high....i dont have a fucking std..why dont you look at my aim test...and also i dont do drugs and will get tested for that as well...all of you need to grow up and get a life and maybe take a shower so you dont have such bad b.o. and maybe you could get laid and not have to pay for pussy

Xxxalyssawest: thank you

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Alyssa, see these threads:

Initial Alyssa West Pregnancy Thread

Alyssa wants me to burn in hell

Womb for rent...

Alyssa West Has No Dignity