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#149155 - 02/26/06 08:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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they've blocked both bornyo and myself from commenting. i'll find a proxy and make your lives more miserable than they already are posting "jesse jane's on a college tour-she didn't go to one!"
fuck you peter warren, you fat, flunkout fuck.you're a very ugly man, and a horrible writer, that's why you can't stand any kind of a challenge and ban instead of confrontation. go write another article on how nina hartley isn't widely-known on escort-sites for her work and her husband isn't a deranged-depressive.
maybe throw in "hey, there's porn on ipods, we'll never make money because they just shrunk filesizes in an era of expanding bandwidth". bottom-feeder.
mike south or gene or luke can all do your job better than you.
fuck you kimberly kane, you're only blowing avn-staffers so your fuckup-husband can stay employed shooting "alt" movies.
why don't you whine some more about not being shot because you won't do anal? you're assed/shot-out like a cocaine drought. how many more men are you going to let ejaculate inside you so your husband can continue shooting shit everyone hates?nice ass-zits, btw.
just be honest, mwah.
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#149157 - 02/26/06 08:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Should I be reading AVNblog? Is that where all the drama is? ADT and XPT are just too nicey-nice these days.
Really...how about this: FUCK YOU GOD DAMNED MUTHA FUKKAH! 
Christ, I can't quit drinking, I can't quit the smileys, what the fuck? The AVN blog is the home of journalism's most pathetic editor, Mike "I'm blatantly atheist but I'm too stupid to explain why or what it is I dislike about religious dogma" Ramone. With a well-placed match, an XPTer can light that shit up like a fireworks factory. James is the master; he can make Ramone look like a cheap robot.
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#149158 - 02/26/06 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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billie, the booze goes on. and on. and on. it's all about snapping out when you can.
you said it first, avn=worst trade rag ever. i wholeheartedly agree. i can't fuck with the mckinsey quarterly, i can fuck with them to the point they distort their own work.,
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#149160 - 02/26/06 09:32 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I've tried to quit the drinkey during Lent so many times...jsut one problem...it's always interrupted by St. Patrick's Day.
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!  Sorry, back to the topic.
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#149161 - 02/26/06 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I've tried to quit the drinkey during Lent so many times...jsut one problem...it's always interrupted by St. Patrick's Day.
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! Sorry, back to the topic.
I'm 1/2 Irish so I liked Willie from dayone, and I quit not-drinking when I was 14....
AVN is ripe to fall it seems....SEEMS. Porn itself is such a wild west, oversaturated free-for-all, that the Websites/Blogs and Mags ABOUT porn and the industry are even more convoluted. If you take away the de-facto "awards" show on the Saturday Night in the middle of AEE, what other relevance does AVN have? I am seriously asking, I am not going to presume to answer this particular question of my own, on my own...
What if Club_da_burglar....starting March 1, 2006....3 days from now, launches "DPs" -----> DaBurglar's Porn Shit ------> as a revolutionary vehicle for coverage of all things relating to Porn and Western Societal & Moral Decay. The awards will be called the "Burglars" fittingly so because Porn robs so many people of so many things...
Come on who's with me? My Myspace page was about to be tossed, I am so sick of myspace...I will use it instead as the cheapest, simplest means to go head to head with AVN...this will give me a new reason to do something with myspace. I will cheat and ask Monstar and Luke to link right off the bat, in exchange for them having a disproportionate amount of influnce as to who will win 'Burglars' at the end of the year, thus facilitating them also getting laid/blown by their favorite Hot Chick (assuming of course Luke is no longer boning Holly Randall come January)
The only allowed contributors besides myself are Willie, James, CAOH, Money, and a Legal column / potshot range by Arab. Gia Jordan will have a 'sextion' titled simply: "Taste --- I have it, You dont"
JM Productions gets free advertising, everyone else will pay through the nose like the snot from Aurora's gag factor, to again justify and symbolize the raping of people's minds through Pornography. Since I have no overhead, charging exorbitant advertising rates makes perfect sense, and will be very apparent as the right decision when readership/traffic soars right from the get go. This will set the porn world on its ear.....Fuck AVN.
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#149162 - 02/27/06 04:06 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/15/06
Posts: 13
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Damn - Jamesn is just one angry, angry dude. How does a person get like that? I won't make all the obvious accusations, I'll just say this: Your bitterness is spectacular. Take a Percocet or something, man. It's only porn.
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#149163 - 02/27/06 04:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 57
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Jameson?
Your the guy I kicked off the Ksex chat last week for being a faggot, Right? Thanks for tuning into the show. I really appericate fan feed back. Keep up the good work!
KimKane
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#149166 - 02/27/06 06:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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thanks pete, some people play canasta, some bowl. i'm mean to short fat guys i don't know on the internet.percs have that nasty acetaminophen in 'em, remember to wash around 9 of them down with some booze, your liver loves metabolizing the stuff. it cleans it out pete, give it a try.
i love the ksex chatroom, i don't think i've ever lasted over 3 minutes without getting banned. it's really the last refuge of wide-eyed idiots, a pristine-wilderness of shut-ins and child-molestors that actually still like wankus and react in abject horror when someone's mean to their seashell-necklaced hero.
and ac_cream's there!
i urge all of you who love freedom, dogs, and glorified media-depictions of war and who hate child-molestors to come get banned with me.it's just a minute out of your day, a minute that means so much.
together, we can make a difference.
together, we can build a future where our children won't grow up knowing what a "wankus" is.
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#149170 - 02/27/06 10:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the fact that you'd know that about ba makes me love the cage so much more. you've done brit andrews and been upset about overly-stringent rules AND hate the ksex chatroom. you rule, mr. snow. Quote:
The KSEX chatroom is so edgy and wild, what with that little disclaimer on the radio shows about "Don't do this, don't do that, go fuck yourself, we'll kick you if you piss us off.....". It's the chatroom equal of Brittney Andrews as an escort.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#149171 - 02/28/06 01:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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heidi pike-j. just because you're a sow that nobody cares about doesn't mean you should fuck third-rate directors. sow. die of hiv.
that's you heidi, you botox-stomachstapling-whore.
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#149173 - 02/28/06 09:49 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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Brittney Andrews as an escort
Did you book her through her mother?. I know she used to get mom to book all her whoring appointments back in the day.
I refuse to answer on the grounds that my silence makes it more amusing.
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#149174 - 02/28/06 09:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I refuse to answer on the grounds that my silence makes it more amusing.
no what makes it more amusing is luke's toss up on his site makes it look like THE Al Snow hooked up with BA, LOL:
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KSEX Chatroom - Equivalent Of Brittany Andrews As An Escort?
Al Snow writes on XPT:
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#149175 - 02/28/06 10:32 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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I refuse to answer on the grounds that my silence makes it more amusing.
no what makes it more amusing is luke's toss up on his site makes it look like THE Al Snow hooked up with BA, LOL:
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KSEX Chatroom - Equivalent Of Brittany Andrews As An Escort?
Al Snow writes on XPT:
People have always told me that my ability to recall obscure facts that I've come across over the years and use them to make bizarre connections and analogies would ruin a lot of lives someday. 
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