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I've tried to quit the drinkey during Lent so many times...jsut one problem...it's always interrupted by St. Patrick's Day.


I don't care who you are, that's funny right there! Sorry, back to the topic.



I'm 1/2 Irish so I liked Willie from dayone, and I quit not-drinking when I was 14....

AVN is ripe to fall it seems....SEEMS. Porn itself is such a wild west, oversaturated free-for-all, that the Websites/Blogs and Mags ABOUT porn and the industry are even more convoluted. If you take away the de-facto "awards" show on the Saturday Night in the middle of AEE, what other relevance does AVN have? I am seriously asking, I am not going to presume to answer this particular question of my own, on my own...

What if Club_da_burglar....starting March 1, 2006....3 days from now, launches "DPs" -----> DaBurglar's Porn Shit ------> as a revolutionary vehicle for coverage of all things relating to Porn and Western Societal & Moral Decay. The awards will be called the "Burglars" fittingly so because Porn robs so many people of so many things...


Come on who's with me? My Myspace page was about to be tossed, I am so sick of myspace...I will use it instead as the cheapest, simplest means to go head to head with AVN...this will give me a new reason to do something with myspace. I will cheat and ask Monstar and Luke to link right off the bat, in exchange for them having a disproportionate amount of influnce as to who will win 'Burglars' at the end of the year, thus facilitating them also getting laid/blown by their favorite Hot Chick (assuming of course Luke is no longer boning Holly Randall come January)


The only allowed contributors besides myself are Willie, James, CAOH, Money, and a Legal column / potshot range by Arab. Gia Jordan will have a 'sextion' titled simply: "Taste --- I have it, You dont"

JM Productions gets free advertising, everyone else will pay through the nose like the snot from Aurora's gag factor, to again justify and symbolize the raping of people's minds through Pornography. Since I have no overhead, charging exorbitant advertising rates makes perfect sense, and will be very apparent as the right decision when readership/traffic soars right from the get go. This will set the porn world on its ear.....Fuck AVN.
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