I've tried to quit the drinkey during Lent so many times...just one problem...it's always interrupted by St. Patrick's Day.

AVN is the biggest pile of shit ever written. That being said, I'd love, for one week, to be a "reporter" with no editorial worries for that rag. I'd love to call up some of the dumber whores and just fuck with theb brains under the hazy gauze-like imprimatur that AVN projects over the porn world.

WD: ahem...so Ms. Jaxin, what thought process allowed you to accept Doron D's diseased penis into your birth canal?
JJ: [breaks down] waaaa! I want my mommy!