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You mean you don't get to enjoy these new-fangled 'CIA Torture Flights' on special planes that are the hot topic in Europe at the minute?
That way, you can take your work with you when you leave 'the office'. Joe Schmoe might have to switch off his laptop during takeoff and landing, but there are no FAA regulations about applying electrodes to a man's testicles at any time during the flight...just make sure your table is folded away and the seat returned to the upright position, and remember, no smoking unless you are going to stub it out on the prisoner's face.
Haven't had the pleasure of being involved with one of those yet, it does mix my two favorite things, plan ham sandwiches and torture, i like the how the high altitude flavoring of the ham and the crying screams of a grown man in incredible pain.
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