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You mean you don't get to enjoy these new-fangled 'CIA Torture Flights' on special planes that are the hot topic in Europe at the minute?




The Europeans always need something to cry about. If they cry loud enough, screaming about how much they hate America, the roving Islamic thugs might notice and not burn their cars.




That way, you can take your work with you when you leave 'the office'. Joe Schmoe might have to switch off his laptop during takeoff and landing, but there are no FAA regulations about applying electrodes to a man's testicles at any time during the flight...just make sure your table is folded away and the seat returned to the upright position, and remember, no smoking unless you are going to stub it out on the prisoner's face.




This sounds far more entertaining than any in-flight movie I've seen. Next time I fly, I'll request a bound-and-gagged Jihadi be furnished for my own sadistic amusement.