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If you get court martialled, or become the subject of a military tribunal for Lynndie England-type shenanigans with Iraqi prisoners, can you still get Goat Lawyer to represent you?




Im a member of the torture unit, we go in and get info out of the captives but unlike the redneck trash that get caught we don't take fucking pictures.


(iraqi) me: look, just tell us what we want to know, don't make me out to be the bad guy here, you can leave with 2 hands or 1, i don't give a fuck either way.



You mean you don't get to enjoy these new-fangled 'CIA Torture Flights' on special planes that are the hot topic in Europe at the minute?

That way, you can take your work with you when you leave 'the office'. Joe Schmoe might have to switch off his laptop during takeoff and landing, but there are no FAA regulations about applying electrodes to a man's testicles at any time during the flight...just make sure your table is folded away and the seat returned to the upright position, and remember, no smoking unless you are going to stub it out on the prisoner's face.