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#149038 - 02/26/06 11:23 AM
Going back to Iraq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Got the call yesterday, going for my second duty in 6 days. I should be able to post every now and then, my Icelandic wife isn't handling the news well, we weren't together my first time around but lucky for me the people from iceland are a cold and emotionally dead people which is what i think i found attractive about her, she has made me promise her that the night before i go we stay home, she cooks me my favorite meal and we watch her favorite movie which is bounce staring ben affleck and gwyneth paltrow to which i agreed.
Ive got to be honest im a little worried on how ill react when i touch down, little is known here about my first trip. Im still haunted by what took place in fallajah, having to hold my best friend as he died and promise him to tell his family he died in battle when i knew that wasn't the truth, having to kill and live on a donkey for 3 days as the suns hot burn broke me down physically and mentally, i can still feel the sand brush across my face from time to time, do you understand what its like to live like this?, im sure you don't know what that heat and arabs can produce to your sense of smell, its impossible to describe, its the smell of terror and paranoia.
I have a few things i need to get done before i do leave but i should be around as i mentioned before and if i don't make it back i'll be sure to have either the army, my Icelandic wife or other family members contact the board of my passing.
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#149039 - 02/26/06 03:01 PM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Have fun, Mike
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#149041 - 02/26/06 06:59 PM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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I remember the day not long ago that 80% of the board would have believed everything monkey just wrote and wished him good luck.
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#149042 - 02/26/06 11:25 PM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Monkey, aren't you a bit too old to be going to Iraq?
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#149046 - 02/27/06 07:20 AM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#149048 - 02/27/06 08:35 AM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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You live in a U.S. pseudo-state; that doesn't give you license to mock the military. Maybe you'd rather have us desert that piece-of-shit island and let Fidel invade your ass. Then you'll realize what a present you have being able to use the "U.S. is my daddy" callout without having to pay the taxes to actually support it.
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#149049 - 02/27/06 09:40 AM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Fidel Invade??? LOL dont make me laugh
If you donsent know all about my "pseudo-state" dont open your shitty mouth, here we serve to US armed forces (until WWI)
we pay social sec, all of us are in the "US selective service" if the ARMY wants send us to war whit the great military obligatory service, they can do it. Ok, we dont pay taxes but here we host a lot US military bases include some territories where the US NAVY make weapons practices with uranium bombs, shaft, and another strange weapons, we host too a lot of US factories and industries they benefit US
Willie D do you think US give us a "pseudo-state" tittle if they dont benefit of our "desert that piece-of-shit island" LOL!!! thats funny you know better than me US are good bussines man
nothing its free!!
Edited by elglorioso (02/27/06 09:42 AM)
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#149051 - 02/27/06 10:56 AM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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It was cynicism dude, see it...awwscrewit...whatever. With each passing day death seems a more attractive option.
cool 
for a few moments i think you was a ultra republican G.W. lover LOL 
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#149052 - 02/27/06 11:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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#149053 - 02/27/06 11:36 PM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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If you get court martialled, or become the subject of a military tribunal for Lynndie England-type shenanigans with Iraqi prisoners, can you still get Goat Lawyer to represent you? 
Im a member of the torture unit, we go in and get info out of the captives but unlike the redneck trash that get caught we don't take fucking pictures.
(iraqi)  me: look, just tell us what we want to know, don't make me out to be the bad guy here, you can leave with 2 hands or 1, i don't give a fuck either way.
You mean you don't get to enjoy these new-fangled 'CIA Torture Flights' on special planes that are the hot topic in Europe at the minute?
That way, you can take your work with you when you leave 'the office'. Joe Schmoe might have to switch off his laptop during takeoff and landing, but there are no FAA regulations about applying electrodes to a man's testicles at any time during the flight...just make sure your table is folded away and the seat returned to the upright position, and remember, no smoking unless you are going to stub it out on the prisoner's face. 
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#149054 - 02/27/06 11:55 PM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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You mean you don't get to enjoy these new-fangled 'CIA Torture Flights' on special planes that are the hot topic in Europe at the minute?
The Europeans always need something to cry about. If they cry loud enough, screaming about how much they hate America, the roving Islamic thugs might notice and not burn their cars.
That way, you can take your work with you when you leave 'the office'. Joe Schmoe might have to switch off his laptop during takeoff and landing, but there are no FAA regulations about applying electrodes to a man's testicles at any time during the flight...just make sure your table is folded away and the seat returned to the upright position, and remember, no smoking unless you are going to stub it out on the prisoner's face.
This sounds far more entertaining than any in-flight movie I've seen. Next time I fly, I'll request a bound-and-gagged Jihadi be furnished for my own sadistic amusement.
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#149058 - 02/28/06 08:14 PM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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This sounds far more entertaining than any in-flight movie I've seen. Next time I fly, I'll request a bound-and-gagged Jihadi be furnished for my own sadistic amusement.
I'm inclined to believe that the next flight on which a jihadi is stationed will be your last, ultrahonkey.
Hence the "bound and gagged" qualification in my original statement. Us "ultrahonkeys" like to set specific conditions on things like that.
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#149059 - 03/03/06 06:53 AM
Re: Going back to Iraq
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Well im flying out tomorrow so this is probably my last post for a week or some, i might get a chance to stop on later but if i don't keep it real , and support the troops  p.s I wanted to write a deep and meaningful post before i left and thought of something good but then remembered it would actually require me to think and proof read after typing and that just sounds like too much work right now so instead i'll leave you with an image which is sure to have a similar impact, just in a different way.  Im so tempted to print up 1000 of these with the words "this is what you're fighting for boys " written across the bottom and drop them out as i fly over.
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