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#148770 - 02/25/06 07:48 AM
Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Yesterday in a thread on this board I casually mentioned that I have yet to hang with Glam-porn-journalist Monstar. I went out and defiled two young women back-to-back and returned to the bat-cave to find that the Glamourous one had extended and invitation to me to attend last nites festivities at a"popular" hollywood nitespot. Although I responded after the cutoff "Injun Joe" assured me that I would be on his "guest list" and that I should "Put on really dressy clothing and come hob-nob with the porn debutants that would be in attendance. Despite having pleasured two women who's combined age does not equal my own and spending the next four hrs. chasing a six yr old,I decked myself in my most trendy moody artist garb and piloted my powerful gas guzzling V-8 into the LAPD DMZ that is Hollywood and arrived at the predestined hour when "Mr. Important"  assured me that he would be outside insuring the entry of his "guest" Upon my arrival (after paying to park)I was informed that the line running halfway down the block was "Blogger Boy's" guest line and that I should get in it.As I walked the gauntlet I noticed that I didn't recognize a soul.After ten minutes of discussing What its like to "do porn" as opposed to say jerk-off to it with some young guy who must jerk off more often than not,I headed back upfront believing there may be an error and hoping to catch a glimse of a native headdress or shoot up a flare.After ten minutes on the curb with the lovely Tiana Lynn ,I was informed that not only would The Party Savage NOT be summoned ,but now due to the hr I would be charged some exorbetant cover charge should I survive my time in the curb gang.Debbie, who held the list that seemed to serve less of a purpose than say toilet paper tells me that Monstar knew all of this and should have told me.All the while MORE IMPORTANT PORN LUMINARIES are being shuffled directly from car to club. At this point I left: 1 trendy suit drycleaned $8.50,Gas to Hollywood,$10.00,Parking in Hollywood,$12.00 one hr of my time on avg $300.00 total;$330.50 Please vote because Monstar's future hangs in the balance
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#148772 - 02/25/06 08:17 AM
Re: Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#148774 - 02/25/06 09:02 AM
Re: Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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man, i'm sorry! I was out several times, but the place hit capacity by 11...
my friends from high profile media, were in line and they just left. MY brother didn't make it out until about 12:30 and i paid to get him in. the promoters were helpful as fuck trying to get my people in the door, but the club just was too packed
so while i couldn't get everyone in, i tried like hell. I left the party 4 times to come outside, so you can be pissed at me man, i would be too, but in all honesty, what was i suppose to do? I was out there until 10:30 and actually, like i said, left my party & my friends to see if there was anyone out there 4 times.
seriously @ the end of the day, the last thing i wanted was to tell someone to come out and them not get in. that's fucked up and i feel bad about that, but you must apreciate the choices the club made were not mine...
i value my time and the thing i hate most is when people waste it, so i know where you are coming from
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#148775 - 02/25/06 09:21 AM
Re: Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Mortality sucks, doesn't it.
[And after three days of drinking with Larry Love, I jes get an inkling to go on home. So I'm walking down Coldharbour Lane, head hung low, three or four in the morning, the sun’s coming up and the birds are out singing; I let mahself into mah pad, wend my way up that spiral staircase and stretch out nice on the chesterfield. Pithecanthropus Erectus already on the CD player, and I just push that remote button to Sublimity, and I listen to the sweet sculptural rhythms of Charles Mingus, and JR Monterose and Jackie McLean duet on those saxophones and the sound makes its way out the window, mingling with the traffic noises outside, y'know, and all of a sudden I’m overcome by a feeling of brief mortality. 'Cos I’m getting on in the world, coming up on forty-one years, forty-one stony grey steps towards the grave, y'know: the box awaits its grisly load, and I’m gonna be food for worms. And just like Charles Mingus wrote that beautiful piece of music, ‘Epitaph’, for Eric Dolphy, I say ‘So long, Eric; so long, John Coltrane and Charles Mingus; so long, Duke Ellington and Lester Young; so long, Billie Holiday and Ella Fitzgerald; so long, Jimmy Reed; so long, Muddy Waters; and so long, Howlin' Wolf.’]
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun
Your Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.
She said, ‘You're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine,’
But you were born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning
All that love had gone.
Your Papa never told you
About right and wrong.
But you're looking good, baby,
I believe that you're feeling fine—
Shame about it—
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning,
The world turned upside down—
Lord above—
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.
But you're one in a million
'Cos you've got that shotgun shine—
Shame about it—
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning
Got a blue moon in your eyes
Woke up this morning
Got a blue moon in your eyes
So sorry. Goddamn—
Goddamn shame about it
Mr D Wayne Love:
When you woke up this morning, everything was gone.
By half past ten your head was going ding-dong
ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like some voice trying to tell you there was something you should know.
Last night you was flying but today you're so low
Ain't it times like these that make you wonder if you'll ever know
the meaning of things as they appear to the others;
wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers.
Don't you wish you didn't function, wish you didn't think
beyond the next paycheck and the next little drink?
Well you do, so make up your mind to go on
'cos when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.
When you woke up this morning
(Woke up this morning)
Woke up this morning
(Woke up this morning)
Woke up this morning
You wanna be the Chosen One.
Yes, you know it. You just can't help yourself.
When you woke up this morning
(Woke up this morning)
Woke up this morning
(Woke up this morning)
Woke up this morning
[And you did it, girl]
You got yourself a gun.
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#148776 - 02/25/06 09:36 AM
Re: Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun
Your Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.
She said, ‘You're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine,’
But you were born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning
All that love had gone.
Your Papa never told you
About right and wrong.
But you're looking good, baby,
I believe that you're feeling fine—
Shame about it—
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning,
The world turned upside down—
Lord above—
Thing's ain't been the same
Since the Blues walked into town.
But you're one in a million
'Cos you've got that shotgun shine—
Shame about it—
Born under a bad sign
With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning
Got a blue moon in your eyes
Woke up this morning
Got a blue moon in your eyes
So sorry. Goddamn—
Goddamn shame about it
Mr D Wayne Love:
When you woke up this morning, everything was gone.
By half past ten your head was going ding-dong
ringing like a bell from your head down to your toes,
like some voice trying to tell you there was something you should know.
Last night you was flying but today you're so low
Ain't it times like these that make you wonder if you'll ever know
the meaning of things as they appear to the others;
wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, sisters and brothers.
Don't you wish you didn't function, wish you didn't think
beyond the next paycheck and the next little drink?
Well you do, so make up your mind to go on
'cos when you woke up this morning everything you had was gone.
When you woke up this morning
(Woke up this morning)
Woke up this morning
(Woke up this morning)
Woke up this morning
You wanna be the Chosen One.
Yes, you know it. You just can't help yourself.
When you woke up this morning
(Woke up this morning)
Woke up this morning
(Woke up this morning)
Woke up this morning
[And you did it, girl]
You got yourself a gun.
[Thread Hijack]March 12, 2006 @ 9pm.[/Thread Hijack]
Oh yea, let monstar live, just this once.
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#148777 - 02/25/06 10:02 AM
Re: Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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that was almost in loopnode-territory as a hijack. i, for one, find hijacks part of the reason to keep reading message boards. they're like easter eggs or spotting an endangered species in your backyard.
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#148778 - 02/25/06 12:02 PM
Re: Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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I don't know about you Bishop but I got in their within...say two minutes. I came with Jenna Pressley and that helped a little plus I was on Louis Depaz's list and he was out there to get me and the guy from Porn Valley News ushered right in. The lady at the door was just your typical Hollywood "beaurocrat." I heard that alot of people had a hard time getting in so it wasn't just you. There was too many lists. Monstar is a great guy and he was out there when I arrived (10:15 pm). So I don't know what happened with you. I guess all those "civilians" just cluttered things up. So don't blame Monstar it was just one of those nights.  The next party is March 10. Make sure you RSVP!
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#148779 - 02/25/06 12:08 PM
Re: Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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man, i'm sorry! I was out several times, but the place hit capacity by 11...
my friends from high profile media, were in line and they just left. MY brother didn't make it out until about 12:30 and i paid to get him in. the promoters were helpful as fuck trying to get my people in the door, but the club just was too packed
so while i couldn't get everyone in, i tried like hell. I left the party 4 times to come outside, so you can be pissed at me man, i would be too, but in all honesty, what was i suppose to do? I was out there until 10:30 and actually, like i said, left my party & my friends to see if there was anyone out there 4 times.
seriously @ the end of the day, the last thing i wanted was to tell someone to come out and them not get in. that's fucked up and i feel bad about that, but you must apreciate the choices the club made were not mine...
i value my time and the thing i hate most is when people waste it, so i know where you are coming from
Dude chill out.I know I sold the hostility....But you must get this kinda shit for real too often.I would have thought stab him with a screwdriver as three of the poll choices was a dead give-a-way..You rock for even listing me as late as I emailed you.YOU didn't fuck me at the door.
I hope we will still have that drink one day soon(however you will be buying)Despite the fact that 40% of the voters would like for me to shank you.WTF is that about? 
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#148782 - 02/25/06 01:09 PM
Re: Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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This poll is rigged
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Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#148784 - 02/25/06 05:28 PM
Re: Should I Whip Monstar's Ass? A Poll
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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Poll results
What should I do when I see Monstar???? (Total Votes: 18)
Stab him in the neck with a screwdriver? ???
??? 6 33%
Give him a chance to make it up to me ? ???
??? 6 33%
Hit him with a body shot that causes internal bleeding? ???
??? 2 11%
Stab him with a screwdriver? ???
??? 1 05%
or stab him with a screwdriver? ???
??? 3 16%
Thats 10 votes for the screwdriver...the fans have spoken
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i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#148785 - 02/25/06 08:28 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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This is why I hate Hollywood porn parties. Getting in is a pain in the ass. If you're going to have a Hollywood party, rent the whole club so only your guests can get in. Anything less is totally lame. Who gives a shit if you're having a party in Hollywood if you didn't rent the whole place? This is nothing against Monstar, but more of a commentary on the porn industry predilection to have parties at Hollywood 'hot spots' on Fridays and Saturdays when the places are already overly packed with civilians and industry people end up not getting in. The only porn industry Hollywood party that was worth the time was the West Coast Productions 'Big Ass Party 2' at Level 3 at Hollywood and Highland, because they rented the whole place. West Coast Productions Big Ass Party 2 photos
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#148788 - 02/26/06 09:25 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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I'm with you C, i never wait outside ANY club, if they are not letting me in in the next 5 minutes...if they want money thats cool too but i dont stick around any club that doesnt show love to pornstars, because theres 10 more on that very street that will........ 
No doubt. That's why I love the Stone Temple in Van. Not the most spectacular or trendy club in Van but fun as hell and they let us get away with Murder! You would think LA would be more forgiving to pornstars. Maybe they are just to Jaded down there to care...
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#148791 - 02/27/06 08:20 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Do the girls ever get jealous of you being the prettiest?
No, they steal his make-up and then they're over it. 
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#148792 - 02/27/06 09:06 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Quote:
Quote:
Do the girls ever get jealous of you being the prettiest?
No, they steal his make-up and then they're over it.
Actually, I'm betting the combination of the tweezed eyebrows and White guilt over the oppression of American Indians keeps Monstar ass-deep in pussy. The make-up is like warpaint for the Native American metrosexual.
Oh yeah: Phlog ->   <-Courtney Cummz
+1 for Monstar!
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#148793 - 02/27/06 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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for some reason, after every phog-post, i feel like wrapping myself in the american flag, dumping some tea in the local harbor and promptly setting fire to minority-owned businesses.
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#148794 - 02/27/06 09:24 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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for some reason, after every phog-post, i feel like wrapping myself in the american flag, dumping some tea in the local harbor and promptly setting fire to minority-owned businesses.
I'm correcting the spelling to "Phlog" and making this my new sig. 
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#148797 - 02/27/06 10:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Do the girls ever get jealous of you being the prettiest?
YES! ...bitches.
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No, they steal his make-up and then they're over it.
fuck that. i steal theirs. M.A.C. ain't cheap. one hand on courtney's ass, one on her lipliner. werd.
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keeps Monstar ass-deep in pussy. The make-up is like warpaint for the Native American metrosexual.
quote of the night
Porn Girl: "My boyfriend broke up with me because of you"
bah. fuck him. now he needs to get a job.
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#148799 - 02/27/06 10:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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goddamn monstar, don't get caught up in the makeup hype. for the amount of war-paint the girlfriend puts on her face over the course of a month, i can get a horribly-effeminate brioni shirt in lavendar and a tie with weird penguins on it from the frogs/kiton.
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#148800 - 02/27/06 10:13 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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that was a classic jamesn post phlog.....
what do you think the chances are that monstar banged any of those three chicks that nite?
I give Monstar 51% on Courtney, 35% on any of the others.
Courtney gets more favorable odds because of that pic of her naked next to the fat corpse-looking guy who probably fucked her. (In the Monkey Cage, IIRC.) I'm not one to compliment another guys' appearance, but Monstar looks way better than a cadaver.
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#148801 - 02/27/06 10:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Happy Birthday Mon*. Next year, if I drive to AEE, I'll be sure and push a few of your people over Hoover Dam screaming, "Why can't you be more like Monstar?!?!"
I keed I keed...happy b-day brah.
LOL. that was the best part...my b-day is january 27th. the party happened 28 days after.
when the promoter asked me about it, i said "fuck it", throw it on there. and i called out the monstar mafia of harlots
BTW a few people offered me drugs as a b-day gift. I thought that was funny being i have never used. one of My friends was all "what about me??" shaddap. I accepted the several jack and diet cokes tho. everyone knew my drink. that is some james bond shit. 
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#148802 - 02/27/06 10:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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the wampanoags are brilliant, they own like 1/5 of martha's vineyard(fun fact, they finally re-named the injun area from "gay head" to "aquinnah"). wait, didn't connery demand martinis, shaken, not stirred?
BTW a few people offered me drugs as a b-day gift. I thought that was funny being i have never used. one of My friends was all "what about me??" shaddap. I accepted the several jack and diet cokes tho. everyone knew my drink. that is some james bond shit.
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#148803 - 02/27/06 10:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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wait, didn't connery demand martinis, shaken, not stirred?
yeah, lol, i just meant that everyone knew his drink....for some reason many a people know mine, they just hand it to me.
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#148805 - 02/27/06 10:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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that series of pictures has tainted the girl for me like dangerous beef from the inferior EU.
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#148806 - 02/27/06 10:32 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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that series of pictures has tainted the girl for me like dangerous beef from the inferior EU.
I agree to a point, but I'll let Monstar play the role of canary in the coal mine. If he comes out alive, it's safe for me to go in.
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#148810 - 02/28/06 01:30 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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courtney's a winner, go for it monstar.
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#148816 - 03/06/06 08:48 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
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#148817 - 03/06/06 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I've got another belated entry in the Monstar lookalike comp.
Dead ringer.
for the love of god i do not look like that.
just for that i have to post a picture of myself for redemption.
I think i'm doing the gay thing of sucking in my cheeks in this but i don't remember.
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#148819 - 03/06/06 02:11 PM
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