Yesterday in a thread on this board I casually mentioned that I have yet to hang with Glam-porn-journalist Monstar.
I went out and defiled two young women back-to-back and returned to the bat-cave to find that the Glamourous one had extended and invitation to me to attend last nites festivities at a"popular" hollywood nitespot.
Although I responded after the cutoff "Injun Joe" assured me that I would be on his "guest list" and that I should "Put on really dressy clothing and come hob-nob with the porn debutants that would be in attendance.
Despite having pleasured two women who's combined age does not equal my own and spending the next four hrs. chasing a six yr old,I decked myself in my most trendy moody artist garb and piloted my powerful gas guzzling V-8 into the LAPD DMZ that is Hollywood and arrived at the predestined hour when "Mr. Important" assured me that he would be outside insuring the entry of his "guest"
Upon my arrival (after paying to park)I was informed that the line running halfway down the block was "Blogger Boy's" guest line and that I should get in it.As I walked the gauntlet I noticed that I didn't recognize a soul.After ten minutes of discussing What its like to "do porn" as opposed to say jerk-off to it with some young guy who must jerk off more often than not,I headed back upfront believing there may be an error and hoping to catch a glimse of a native headdress or shoot up a flare.After ten minutes on the curb with the lovely Tiana Lynn ,I was informed that not only would The Party Savage NOT be summoned ,but now due to the hr I would be charged some exorbetant cover charge should I survive my time in the curb gang.Debbie, who held the list that seemed to serve less of a purpose than say toilet paper
tells me that Monstar knew all of this and should have told me.All the while MORE IMPORTANT PORN LUMINARIES are being shuffled directly from car to club.
At this point I left: 1 trendy suit drycleaned $8.50,Gas to Hollywood,$10.00,Parking in Hollywood,$12.00 one hr of my time on avg $300.00 total;$330.50
Please vote because Monstar's future hangs in the balance