Da Burglar
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote: It's the next day and the whole hancuffed bikini girl gone wild on her foot still haunts me in an erotic way that agitates.
....Me too....
I'm so fucked up, I want to crush some crystal meth into a SUpER-fine powder and mix it in some Kraft Parmesan Cheese, then cook an elaborate Da Burglar-special Spaghetti & Meatballs Dinner for some chick I am dying to fuck 6 ways to Senegal....say Christie Lee this time since I havent heard from or about her in a long time.....I can delude myself into thinking that, as she sprinkles the Parmesan Meth on her Spaghetti, that the mindless lust she is about to express towards me is in fact, due to her appreciating the effort and thoughtfulness of the Spaghetti Dinner and wanting to reciprocate with maniacal sex