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#148634 - 02/24/06 10:33 AM Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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In the past couple of years I've done a lot of scenes.When you get laid as often as I do it has a tendancy to-how do you say?-Lose it's majic I have had the pleasure of being all-up-in-the-guts of the gamut.I have diddled the scale of chicks from Lauren Phoenix and Angel Eyes to the whale-shark that I had to fuck for some fat-chick series for Onyx Films.BTW you P.E.T.A. folks can stop with the fucking letters,that shark was not harmed in anyway,and was released back to the wild,right after the scene. If anyone was harmed by that scene,it was me because I can no longer deny that I am turned on by chicks that enjoy a good meal. All of that aside when you get as much pussy as I do you need a little something extra to focus on to keep yourself excited during what has become unfortunately,a mundane act.Some stunt cocks turn to trannies,I plan to be put out to pasture before that happens However it helps me to have a woman to fantisize about who excites me both mentally and physically.A woman who I want on so many levels but, have not yet had the pleasure of her supple dampness beneath me A woman who I can mentally roll my lips and tongue around the velvety,slickery folds of her sweet vagina when I absolutely need TO POP RIGHT NOW!!!! For me that woman is Cassandra.
Baby thank you for taking the personal time you took with me last weekend to confirm what I already knew;YOU ROCK!


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#148635 - 02/24/06 10:45 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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whale sharks don't have real teeth, thank god.

yes, cassandra boosts this place like jumper-cables.
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#148636 - 02/24/06 10:54 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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every night i pray to god and beg for his forgiveness


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#148637 - 02/24/06 11:02 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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whale sharks don't have real teeth, thank god.



and it's a good thing because my agent Goat mgt.(no relation to goat lawyer however, a division of seymore butts'lighthouse talent)didn't bother to check into that before booking me for the scene.So I'm all-like"I'm not fucking that" and my agent was all-like "baaaaaaa" then some guy on the beach told me ,"they don't have teeth you know".Kinda reminded me of jeff......
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#148638 - 02/24/06 11:03 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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OMG! Did she grace this thread with her presence?!!!
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#148639 - 02/24/06 11:14 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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neither do basking sharks/lisa sparxxx. she stole my breitling by means of just holding her mouth open and angling for plankton, have you seen it?


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#148640 - 02/24/06 11:19 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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neither do basking sharks/lisa sparxxx. she stole my breitling by means of just holding her mouth open and angling for plankton, have you seen it?







I always wondered if I could take a guy's watch off with my ass.
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#148641 - 02/24/06 11:20 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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Sorry but how long is it's digestive cycle? If I get booked in that span I'll be on the look out,otherwise I would start checking pawn shops in the neighborhood
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#148642 - 02/24/06 11:20 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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lisa sparxxx
rhymes with

"basking sharks"

coincidence? doubtful
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#148643 - 02/24/06 11:33 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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neither do basking sharks/lisa sparxxx. she stole my breitling by means of just holding her mouth open and angling for plankton, have you seen it?







I always wondered if I could take a guy's watch off with my ass.


Gia please call Goat mgnt. to get me booked for that.It'll save me from having to sift thru your trash
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#148644 - 02/24/06 11:41 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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I always wondered if I could take a guy's watch off with my ass.




Why not give it a shot with Malice's Rolex?

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#148645 - 02/24/06 11:50 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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Rolex's are tacky.
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#148646 - 02/24/06 11:53 AM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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god, they are. breit for life. or a patek, take your call. i just hate metal bands.
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#148647 - 02/24/06 12:08 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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Rolex's are tacky.




that's not the point, baby... whatever watch he wears will do. just get it on film.
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#148648 - 02/24/06 12:58 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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god, they are. breit for life. or a patek, take your call. i just hate metal bands.


Hey damn it my omega has a stainless band that is tasteful to say the least.
Just a lil fun porn factiod trivia question before ZI haul my ass off to the salt mines-What porn co bigwig has a myspace page dedicated to his wristwatch?
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#148649 - 02/24/06 02:10 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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Which CASSANDRA are you talking about?!? It would help to have a picture other than the grainy avatar posted.

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#148650 - 02/24/06 02:10 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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What the hell kind of tribute thread about a hot girl gets hijacked by assholes talking about wristwatches?

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#148651 - 02/24/06 03:32 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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Gia hijacked the thread, not the Seinfeldian wristwatch talkers. Out of hurt, I think.


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#148652 - 02/24/06 03:39 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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How very Gen like.
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#148653 - 02/24/06 04:31 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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What the hell kind of tribute thread about a hot girl gets hijacked by assholes talking about wristwatches?




When does a topic ever stay on track?
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#148654 - 02/24/06 04:53 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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You people are all very strange.
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#148655 - 02/24/06 07:44 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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What the hell kind of tribute thread about a hot girl gets hijacked by assholes talking about wristwatches?




When does a topic ever stay on track?



What...you want DumbassDon over here? He's bolted up more shit than MasterLock.

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#148656 - 02/24/06 07:48 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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Which CASSANDRA are you talking about?!? It would help to have a picture other than the grainy avatar posted.


See that is only part of the charm of Cassandra that she DOES NOT have pix readily availible on the web.Makes you appreciate the ones you DO have that much more
I will also grant you that this is not your usual tribute thread but that makes it even more fitting because the lovely Cassandra is not your usual Chick.
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#148657 - 02/24/06 09:30 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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god, they are. breit for life. or a patek, take your call. i just hate metal bands.


Hey damn it my omega has a stainless band that is tasteful to say the least.
Just a lil fun porn factiod trivia question before ZI haul my ass off to the salt mines-What porn co bigwig has a myspace page dedicated to his wristwatch?




The TV formerly known as "Longshit"?
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#148658 - 02/24/06 11:46 PM Re: Cassandra ,My new "It" Girl
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Gia hijacked the thread, not the Seinfeldian wristwatch talkers. Out of hurt, I think.





No! I didn't mean to. Cassandra's the mother fuckin' shit and embodies sexiness in a way I can't explain. She's whip smart, which really adds to it. Then when she saw the beauty in the Ashley Blue painting and weasled it past her mom by lying about its context, bonus points.

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