Most Berkeley cuntbags have a surprising amount of time on their hands, what with their lack of bathing skills, their refusal to shave their legs and armpits, mostly spent lying on the campus common dreaming of being the next great female social equalizer ala Gloria Allred, Indira Ghandi or Hillarity Clinton. My guess is that she had time to experiment, and did so with some of Mendocino County's finest, and New Mexico mushrooms. Most Berkies do that, but don't slip into the LSD fantasy world of their forebearers after they see how easily Governor Reagan washed them down the street with a water cannon.

The subtle irony of it all: most dope-smokin' tree huggers from Cal decry the plunder of our environment, then get high as a kite, only to makea beeline down to the local 7-11 to desperately stock up on Cheetos wrapped in earth-killing polyurethane and Mountain Dew served in a non-biodegradable styrofoam cup.

I wonder what her wymyn's studies advisor thinks of her little prodigy marketing a video called "Cum-Filled Asshole Overload 2?"