robert o.

just for you

i'm holding out for the real deal, but the concept has been beaten to death. i want to add some variables, we'll start with execution-squad snuff so it's equal-oppurtunity, i'm bored of the jaurez drug-lord killing transients or some demented loner pulling a natel king. the guy's gotta be fair game too, it's the 21st century. get some really obnoxious tony sexton-types(everhard's not quite there provided he'll agree to having his vocal cords cut out) and set up the cell next to them with a blank gun and an actress who can scream convincingly. this'll provide the authenticity and instill a healthy sense of the horrible reality for the scene. now that you've provided the proper ambiance of sheer terror, confusion and hopelessness, you turn on the camera and you've got something golden watching tony try to get wood as the foriegn guys you hired to play prison gaurds yell stuff in farsi and pig latin and refuse to speak english, adding to the desperation. you've now got a gem, both performers should at least be weeping or losing control of their bladders(so squirtfan has something to jerk off to) while some aspiring middle-eastern actors taking time off from performing sophocles' ion somewhere bark at the naked people and instruct them to pull off a scene as sharia demands of them. if they're unable to pull it off and retreat to a state of shock in the fetal position, you line them up and give them their cig. then you shoot blanks and point and laugh at them. if they're able to somehow perform a sex scene under said conditions, there's something fundamentally decayed about them and you go with the bullet in the head choose-your-own-adventure. either way, this would be compelling enough that it would end up bypassing mainstream and headed straight to the criterion collection. then steven speilberg would come ruin it like a moth to a lamp and you can off him too and almost give cinema credibility as an art form.