Was this movie really a triumph of cinema? It seemed like there was a big premiere and lots of people turned up to it - ddi you actually stay to watch the movie and does it feel weird everyone sitting together watching a porn movie? I guess if you're in the industry you probably don't think twice about it.... Apparently the DVD set for Pirates incorporates leading edge technology - I read a magazine article which said that the porn industry is leading the high-tech revolution
Has Pirates inspired JM Productions to make a feature?

Pirate was a cheap copy of Pirates of the Caribean...with cheap sex

I imagine it sucks

i went to the premier...it was alright
they had a decent crowd
everyone talked and took pictures outside then the movie started

i personally have no need to see a bunch of fake ass bitches float around in the middle of the ocean having mediocre sex.
so i stayed in the theatre for about 45 minutes before i went outside to smoke weed!


i thought it was funny when one of the plastic bitches was "deep throating" for all of 10 seconds before comming up for air...such fine acting!!
so, all in all
i dont care for pirates!!

but that is just my opinion

It's awful. Who wants to see pirates doing softcore porn?