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#148252 - 02/22/06 06:12 PM Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Ashley Blue Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 68
I am so sick of fucking, compulsive liars like GEN PADOVA trying to give criticism to the real people in the porn biz. How could she know sooooo much about drugs or molestation when she "has never" partaken in either?
I hate liars! And you know what? Porn girls on drugs do amazing scenes, so I could care less what they do in the bathroom on set. Gen should take all of her "prescription" drugs, shove them up her ass, dig a hole in Mommy's backyard and die there. That is of course if Kimo Therapy can't kill the cancer in her soul.
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#148253 - 02/22/06 06:29 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America

here we go again


ashley you fucking rocks!!

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#148254 - 02/22/06 06:50 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...

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#148255 - 02/22/06 08:02 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#148256 - 02/22/06 08:36 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

And you know what? Porn girls on drugs do amazing scenes, so I could care less what they do in the bathroom on set.





Da Burglar has been ranting on and on and on....and on about this very phenomena for MONTHS now, that porn chicks on certain substances (like Meth, coke, ecstasy, etc) deliver earth shattering performances....We all know this to be true even from our real life experiences...Finally Ashley comes out and says it....


When's "Meth-Vert" going into production???
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#148257 - 02/22/06 08:48 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
This Joanie Cunningham v. Jenny Piccolo bitch slapping contest is getting old, hasn't everything been said on this?

Although my Law & Order criminal law education says the Girlvert's comment on drugs and molestation smack of a "statement against penal interest." Maybe Arab can take a look at this.

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#148258 - 02/22/06 08:52 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

This Joanie Cunningham v. Jenny Piccolo




damn. that was beautiful.
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#148259 - 02/22/06 09:04 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

This Joanie Cunningham v. Jenny Piccolo bitch slapping contest is getting old, hasn't everything been said on this?

Although my Law & Order criminal law education says the Girlvert's comment on drugs and molestation smack of a "statement against penal interest." Maybe Arab can take a look at this.





Dude, do you have the Lenny & The Squigtones LP?
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#148260 - 02/22/06 09:05 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

This Joanie Cunningham v. Jenny Piccolo




damn. that was beautiful.




Brilliant.

Oh and +1 "Law & Order criminal law education"
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#148261 - 02/22/06 09:33 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston


I think yesssssss.
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#148262 - 02/22/06 09:54 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
JRV is slipping. He's actually let this stand for several hours without hurling himself into the line of fire like a Japanese soldier plastering his body across a pillbox.


Quote:

Although my Law & Order criminal law education says the Girlvert's comment on drugs and molestation smack of a "statement against penal interest." Maybe Arab can take a look at this.





Not applicable here. Statements against penal interest are a RoE exception for hearsay, whereby you can testify about things someone told you, your observations (a person acting spastic shortly after a person is murdered nextdoor), and other things that typically are not allowed under the Rules of Evidence if the person in question is available to be deposed.
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#148263 - 02/23/06 06:44 AM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Hooray Gen retired from porn a few months ago and after this post today she announced shes retiring from the board too (on the super special mod board ), now she only has one more thing to retire from, life and ive got a shovel ready awaiting that announcement.


Quote:

JRV is slipping. He's actually let this stand for several hours without hurling himself into the line of fire like a Japanese soldier plastering his body across a pillbox.




Good call, These are your posts to shine jrv, what happened to standing up for your "friends" god, i want you dead.


Edited by smelly monkey (02/23/06 06:46 AM)
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#148264 - 02/23/06 07:42 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


she announced shes retiring from the board too (on the super special mod board ),




Do I get to put a notch on my bed post to show a kill?
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#148265 - 02/24/06 12:35 AM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Naw, just remember it fondly, kind of the Clones remember Patty in Modesto. Or Saluki Bill, Rich in Jeffmond, or Iggy in Springfield.

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#148266 - 02/24/06 01:13 AM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Hip fuckin hooray. I think its time to breakout into one of those Wizard of Oz moments now that our resident witch lookin bitch is gone.

Ding dong the witch is dead the wicked witch the wicked witch
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#148267 - 02/24/06 08:00 AM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Like that mangy old dog you used to enjoy kicking and getting drunk when you had a bad day at work, you'll miss her when she's gone.
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#148268 - 02/24/06 10:28 AM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i just kick administrative assistants and homeless people. they're equally-cathartic.
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#148269 - 02/24/06 10:34 AM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Hip fuckin hooray. I think its time to breakout into one of those Wizard of Oz moments now that our resident witch lookin bitch is gone.

Ding dong the witch is dead the wicked witch the wicked witch




That doesn't seem fair:

Witch:


Padova:


Ok, maybe this is a better picture:


hmm maybe you have something here ...
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#148270 - 02/24/06 05:58 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Quote:

i just kick administrative assistants and homeless people. they're equally-cathartic.





I think I saw you on TV bashing the homeless with a baseball bat. How's that working out?

I guess its also easier to get admins and the homeless drunk too. Just open the bar fridge and they'll come running from miles away. Low paid admins and the homeless both share a love of free cheap and nasty booze.

Now dogs you've got to force feed schnapps. Sure, it can get ugly, but its worth it in the end.



Where is Padova? Very uncharacteristic of her to miss out on some attention. Lurking I guess.

Come back Gen. I still love ya.
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#148271 - 02/25/06 10:06 AM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
shes been pulled as a mod, I knew if i hung around long enough one would go, first gen, now its jrv.
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#148272 - 02/25/06 12:01 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
it's hilarious that jrv is entrusted with "fan requests" and nobody requests "please die. thanks. a fan" more often. nobody even asks him whether he's done double-anal or if he's going to be in a knox-like strapon scene. i mean, does jrv have fans?
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#148273 - 02/25/06 12:14 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Now Jamesn-
Your such a little bitch.
All you do is talk shit about other people from a safe distance.

I garuntee you wouldn't say anything like that to my face.

In fact if we ever did meet,
you know that I would totaly bitch slap you into tears.

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#148274 - 02/25/06 12:17 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if you bitch-slapped me i'd be in tears.

tears of laughter. i always knew you were a bitch, now i know you fight by slapping with open-hands.
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#148275 - 02/25/06 12:18 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Keep talking Fanboy,
that's all you can do is talk.
Get that last word in there.

I hope someone is listening.
You Robin Hood of the message boards you.


Edited by RyanKnox (02/25/06 12:24 PM)

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#148276 - 02/25/06 12:23 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you've been reduced to threatening to fight strangers, congratulations. your recent disgrace is a result of this board, you're a joke because of us. and all you've got is, "i'll fight you".
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#148277 - 02/25/06 12:26 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Quote:


You Robin Hood of the message boards you.




are you on drugs son? narcotics are no way to deal with a sore ass.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#148278 - 02/25/06 12:28 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you just edited a post to make it worse and more totally devoid of sense, what's up with that, analboy?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#148279 - 02/25/06 12:31 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I know you think your posts are so important and signifigant so I'm not going to strike you off of your little XPT soapbox.

You are convinced that people care about what you post. You sort of think that your part of the buisiness because of it right? I mean your clever posts make it all the way to Lukeisback.com! Wow, who cares?

I know you brag about that to your wife when she sits next to you while you spend your entire day looking for people to insult. Not just looking but checking to see who's online and only posting those insults when you know someone is around.

What are you 12?

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#148280 - 02/25/06 12:32 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
you've been composing a reply for way too long, i need to go pick up dry cleaning.

one more question-the tattoos are clearly evidence of trying to cover up a childhood of sexual-abuse. did you by any chance ask julie knight to talk in a deep manly voice like your dad? for old-times sake i mean. buttboy.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#148281 - 02/25/06 12:34 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
nope, not part of the business. and you really aren't either, mr. 11-credits-and-an-anal. great two years of work, watching you grovel to be part of a bukkake shoot jeff opens up to the public means you must be PART of the industry yourself.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#148282 - 02/25/06 12:35 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Quote:


Get that last word in there.




That's Julie Night (no K)

I asked her to use a girly Jamesn like voice.

I got more credits than 11 Fanboy.
The internet databases that you stalk for future ammo
(the act of a total internet psycho) take a while to update everything. There's movies that I did in 2004 that haven't even been added in.

As far as the Bukakes go,
it is a bummer to be left out of those but Jeff Mike is such an awesome guy and I don't want to hastle him.

None of this changes the fact that you are a fucking psycho.


Edited by RyanKnox (02/25/06 02:13 PM)

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#148283 - 02/25/06 12:37 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
lhat's even worse, you let a dad with a high, girly voice fuck you up the ass. did you gape?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#148284 - 02/25/06 12:49 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Huh?
At least try to have a little tact and cleverness in your posts.

If you can't think of something funny right away, just come back to it later. These threads ain't going anywhere son.

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#148285 - 02/25/06 12:57 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Ryan, I'm not certain if Jeff Mike takes to ass-kissing, but I am certain that calling the guy who foots the power bill for XPT a "douchebag" will not get you back into jizzing a whore's face with 48 other disgusting humans.

Why don't you offer to hand-polish the Lambo or something? Maybe offer to mop up after a Khan Tusion scene?

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#148286 - 02/25/06 01:02 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
would you let anyone known to grovel for padova-peeing money for a day's work near that car? hell, any car for that matter. a yugo, a suzuki sidekick(in teal, like ryan's dad drives), anything.

knox, i'm looking to expand my dvd collection and you're a star. maybe you can give me an answer whether you gaped in the shane's world flick, it's coming out very soon and i can't wait to make screenshots.

a fan

jamesn
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#148287 - 02/25/06 01:05 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Sounds good.
No gaping really. The strap-on was so tiny (smaller than your dick) it's like it wasn't even there. I'm flattered that you want to see my asshole Jamesn.

Yeah Willie D,
I have worked for Kahn Tusion several times but only as talent.
I hate cleaning so I'm pretty sure I won't be moping anytime soon. I called Jeff an awesome guy, not a douche bag.

Jamesn is the Board Bitch now.


Edited by RyanKnox (02/25/06 02:10 PM)

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#148288 - 02/25/06 01:06 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Hey board bitch, shut the fuck up and get me a Pepsi. Diet.

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#148289 - 02/25/06 01:19 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ryan knox=dead "pedro/mtv real world" guy of the board.
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#148290 - 02/25/06 01:23 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
???
Sorry I'm not hip to your lame XPT lingo.


Edited by RyanKnox (02/25/06 01:25 PM)

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#148291 - 02/25/06 01:54 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo


These buttocks merrit our attention. Can you imagine going behind her, getting on your knees, peeling her ass cheeks open and then inhaling a loud wet fart coming out of the bowls of her stomach... ending with a whistly "peeeep" sound (so that the end result sounds like the crackling of a whip in muddy waters)?
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#148292 - 02/25/06 02:01 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Amen!

She is also in an upcoming blowbang scene shot by Manuel Ferara for one of his first Evil Angel titles along with a GGG girl from Germany.

The scene has 4 guys and those two girls.

Naomi is amazing. Her ass is flawless.

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#148293 - 02/25/06 02:11 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:



These buttocks merrit our attention. Can you imagine going behind her, getting on your knees, peeling her ass cheeks open and then inhaling a loud wet fart coming out of the bowls of her stomach... ending with a whistly "peeeep" sound (so that the end result sounds like the crackling of a whip in muddy waters)?


Well there was no audible fart during either of our scenes but my penis was in a happy place no doubt
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#148294 - 02/25/06 04:12 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
DrCyclops Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/08/05
Posts: 565
Loc: Amazon Jungle
Looks like ass-implants to me.
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#148295 - 02/25/06 06:56 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
JimJaded Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
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#148296 - 02/25/06 10:20 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I think the Smelly Monkey misunderstood my post in the Admin thread. Basically it said, I was resigning Modship. Not the message board itself; for now anyways. Sucks for you guys.

Quote:

Hooray Gen retired from porn a few months ago and after this post today she announced shes retiring from the board too (on the super special mod board ), now she only has one more thing to retire from, life and ive got a shovel ready awaiting that announcement.



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#148297 - 02/25/06 11:21 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Jack Mehoff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 10/22/05
Posts: 495
Loc: Inactive: Banned for spam appa...
Quote:

shes been pulled as a mod, I knew if i hung around long enough one would go, first gen, now its jrv.





I'd be pretty happy to get pulled, as a mod or not. Probably not by the smelly monkey though.


Hey, since everyone is lining up for modship, I put my hat in the ring. What's the worst that could happen?



EDIT: I should really go through the thread before posting.


Edited by Melb_Mat (02/25/06 11:23 PM)
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#148298 - 02/26/06 11:27 AM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

I think the Smelly Monkey misunderstood my post in the Admin thread. Basically it said, I was resigning Modship. Not the message board itself; for now anyways. Sucks for you guys





One day you will die. I can promise you that.
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#148299 - 02/26/06 04:28 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:


One day you will die. I can promise you that.




Yes death is everywhere, all the time. The purpose of life, besides not dying, is to have as many orgasms as possible before you croak....I have figured this out during the past year while posting here at XPT. The anecdotal and forensic evidence presented by my fellow posters, the PORN being made and produced, the performances of all these hot chicks in said porn films....and of course, the existence of simp/caoh and his posts, confirm that very fact: The whole purpose, the whole meaning of life is about busting the maximum number of nuts before you go tits up. Other considerations, like getting as drunk or high, making a shitload of money, and eating lots of cheeseburgers, are LESSER goals that people strive for when the primary goal, perpetual ORGASM, is too difficult/unattainable (primarily because of aesthetic issues...they are too fat or ugly or otherwise hideous to achieve the requisite number of orgasms...requisite being relative, of course, to their life span. Some people opt out when Orgasms become boring.... )
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#148300 - 02/26/06 07:33 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

One day you will die. I can promise you that.




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#148301 - 03/02/06 05:34 PM Re: Pathalogical Liars Have No Right to Talk
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That's the best insult I've ever read.

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