I don't know if you know how close jill kelly productions came to destroying porn. The did everything wrong, everything the fans hated and did it with the best talent. I will explain in list form.


1. They broke the cardinal rule with this one. Not only did they play cheesy music, they played it so loud it drowned out the sex noises, which is what ALL porn fans want to hear.

2. They signed all the hottest talent only to let them tell the company what they feel comfortable doing, so what do you know 90% of the talent will eat pussy only. Which to male fans is like catching your parents having sex, yes it still counts as sex but can serious damage you after viewing it.

3. They turned JENNA HAZE into a only pussy performer. JENNA "fucking " Haze!!!. Do you know how nasty she was before signing with jill, turning jenna haze into a pussy only performer is like turning the pope into a child smuggler. If vegas gave odds and i laid down $5 on it i would own an international airport with the profits. Thats how bad jill kelly productions was run, it let the stars dictate the terms.

4. They spend ALL of their budget flying out to exotic location rather on getting the best porn crew to shoot the hottest sex. Now if i want to see great beaches and palm trees i will watch the national geographic channel and if i want to watch people fuck i will put on a porn, not only that but in the ODD instance that they have a male and a female fucking and a blue moon comes around and they decide we should do A facial, they decide its a good idea to shoot it on a side angle 50 feet away so they can see the waterfall along with what LOOKS like a facial, but its too hard to tell because the people look like ants because the director wanta to get his shot of the waterfall in the picture. GOD DAMNIT.

5. When ashton moore hit the scene she was churning out nice boy/girl stuff, no facials BUT was working her way upto it , then BOOM, signs with JK and goes on a 3 year long penis strike. 3 YEARS!!!.

6. THEN the hottest girl the company has and one of the only girls that does dudes in star e knight has a massive fallout with jill and is so put off with how she was treated she retires from the biz. She drove star e knight from porn.

7. As soon as the hottest girls sign with jill they go under the knight and get plastic surgery on their faces, this has always puzzled me, what women find attractive about women, compared to what men find attractive about women. Women always tent to go for what women find attractive about them, which is giant , puffed up lips, a forehead that doesn't move and eyes lifted uptowards their hairline. None of which is attractive to men, just leave the face alone.

I could go on but i won't , you get the point.

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3. They turned JENNA HAZE into a only pussy performer. JENNA "fucking " Haze!!!. Do you know how nasty she was before signing with jill, turning jenna haze into a pussy only performer is like turning the pope into a child smuggler. If vegas gave odds and i laid down $5 on it i would own an international airport with the profits. Thats how bad jill kelly productions was run, it let the stars dictate the terms.

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of everything you have said so far... this i can actually agree with.

I'd like to say fuckin' a in affirmation to this gentleman's observations, but I stay away from her videos AS A RULE cuz they suck and the stars she uses are usually at the lame stages in their stayed-too-long careers like Jill Kelly herself, toss the ultra-lame only do-lesbo Janine onto that Wicked & Vivid fuckheap, too.

What do you expect from a company run by a woman,most women's idea of a turn on is way different to what gets most of us filthy perverts off.

I don't give a flying fuck about pretty scenery or romantic candle lit bedrooms fuck that shit, I want to see a couple of hermaphrodite midgets facefucking some dumb whore in a graffiti covered rubbish strewn alley way!.

i want to fuck a anorexic midget... Jeff, could you make this happen!!!

How did a jill kelly destroying porn thread get to a post to hook up with midgets with eating disorders thread??

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How did a jill kelly destroying porn thread get to a post to hook up with midgets with eating disorders thread??

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well, if you can find a better place for it just let me know

Ouuuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

That's a mightily big slam that you pounded upon Jill Kelly's company,for I'm sure she'll be more brutal to this board(and everybody on it) than she was to Wankus and KSEX,after she reads your post,pal !!!

Well, JK Productions (pronounced JerK Productions?) also ran Shyla out of porn. Although one does wonder if Shyla may have had issues...

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Ouuuuuuuucccccchhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

That's a mightily big slam that you pounded upon Jill Kelly's company,for I'm sure she'll be more brutal to this board(and everybody on it) than she was to Wankus and KSEX,after she reads your post,pal !!!

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Sarcasm will get you no where, trust me i should know. I'm not trying to convert jill kelly, that boat has long since left the dock, just trying to see what the fans think, because i have yet to meet ONE no related jill kelly employee who enjoys her stuff AND for someone to be in the industry as long as she has, you would think she has an rough idea of what the fans like and to get it WRONG on some many levels is amazing, my guess is she has snorted one to many lines off her fruit of a on again off against husbands penis. I mean prior to her starting the company she did facials in nearly every flick, had done anal and dps before and was an above average performer, so she should know what the fans want and expect, right??. I could never understand the girls doing girls only porn, i mean why go 50% of the way, you are doing porn for christ sake doing pussy only doesn't make it any less of a porn, if you are going to do porn, do it all the way thats the motto here at smelly monkey productions.

Maybe what jill needs is to be GANGBANGED by the likes of peter north, tom byron,jake steed,voodoo,and arnold schwarzenpecker, nuthin like taking a "real facefull" to jog your memory of what porn should really be all about!!!!!!! the nutbuster

Crawl back into your tree, you're talking a load of FUCKING CRAP.
Jilly Kelly, Janine, Jenteal, and Co MADE porn for it is today, a high glamorized, sexy biz.
What have you done for porn, Monkey except talk shit.
M Lyons.

AHH don't fool yourself, one person, and one person alone brought porn to the stage it is at now. JENNA. Had jenna not taken facials and done chicks only porn would be where it was in the 80's in the gutter. Also is that picture you have of you, if so has anyone ever told you , you look like the guy from scrubs or better known for his part as the prison fag/rapist in shawshank redemption??. Funny the similarities there.

Always avoided JKP movies because of their condom rule and weak sex scenes

BUT, i have blown my load maximum on Jill Kelly though she never did any really nasty stuff...just seeing that gorgeous face sucking cock was enough to make me cum

Does Jill Kelly really have anything to do with running JerK Productions? I thought they just used her name and some guy ran the show.

I disgree.

Who's Jill Kelly?