i commissioned this painting when i returned from las vegas in january. it was finished last night. it is 5' x 5' and is very shiny. i have no idea where i can hang it; indeed, it is so heavy that i have to have industrial-strength hangers installed, whatever that means.

"breaking whores is my business and business is good" is repeated in cursive. it was painted by local portland artist corey smith, his work can be seen at http://www.coreysmithart.com

my mom is so going to kill me but i'm already working on an excuse about how it symbolizes women being oppressed by themselves