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#148129 - 02/22/06 08:23 AM This is why I love Malibu.....
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Malibu is home to the stupidly rich and famous.Where else can you hear about a street race with 2 million $ cars.

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#148130 - 02/22/06 10:13 AM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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What an idiot.

Good luck collecting on the insurance.

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#148131 - 02/22/06 12:13 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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They said on the news, the engine skidded about 80 ft. after it seperated from the car. Bastard is lucky to be alive.
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#148132 - 02/22/06 12:15 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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Sheriff's investigators identified him as 44-year-old Stefan Eriksson, a Bel-Air resident. Officials are trying to determine whether he is the noted Swedish game designer whose firm, perhaps not surprisingly, was involved with car-racing themed video games.

Authorities said Eriksson said he was a passenger in the Ferrari, which he said was being driven by a German acquaintance he knew only as Dietrich.

One witness told deputies that the Ferrari appeared to be racing with a Mercedes-Benz SLR northbound along the coastal highway when the accident occurred about 6 a.m. west of Decker Road.





There is no stupidity that is unfathomable for Eurotrash with too much money.

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#148133 - 02/22/06 12:32 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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#148134 - 02/22/06 02:56 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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This thread makes me want to multilate and murder rich people, which is a deeply disturbing impulse to find oneself having. Helter Skelter.


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#148135 - 02/22/06 02:57 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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Would you be taking their nice cars too?
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#148136 - 02/22/06 03:00 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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This thread makes me want to multilate and murder rich people, which is a deeply disturbing impulse to find oneself having. Helter Skelter.




+1 for "multilate"




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#148137 - 02/22/06 03:42 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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#148138 - 02/22/06 05:02 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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"I want to cut the brakes on every SUV in the world, and I'd love to burn down every jewelry store in the world. I'd love to drown in crude oil every spring break beach in the world. I'd love to slap awake every sheep thats put their faith in the monsters that run our world. My hearts so full of love...I'd love to rape a Hilton sister or kill an FM show director and piss on the illusions that you hold so dear, I'd love to silence all the liars preaching what they know is poison, piss on their illusions and show you true fear. I want to grind into dust your American idols all with a heart full of love"
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#148139 - 02/22/06 06:49 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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#148140 - 02/23/06 07:35 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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If their race theory is correct, it won't be the first time a Mercedes beat a Ferrari.




For the Ferrari fanatics that was pretty harsh. I've always had a thing for the Vectors, but only a few were built and the company went under.
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#148141 - 02/23/06 11:32 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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Kind of reminds me what McGai did to New Wave Hookers.
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#148142 - 02/24/06 01:11 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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For the Ferrari fanatics that was pretty harsh.




The harshest:

About six years ago a friend of mine bought a new Ferrari Marenello. A Marenello is not especially exotic-looking, less exotic than the R-7 I owned at the time, but it is very fast, albeit tricky at the limits.

A few months after he bought it he came out of the grocery store to find a woman, obviously not into sports cars, standing in front of it, looking at the Prancing Horse symbol on a quarter million dollars of one of the finest Italian cars made - and she asked him:

"Is this the new Mustang?"
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#148143 - 02/24/06 01:25 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
jamesn Offline
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generally speaking, the v-12 fer's drive differently from anything benz puts out. if you can handle a long-throw clutch, etc. they're faster. same deal as relative neophytes being able to sling an awd version of a 911 around a track a little faster than they can do a rwd. the same rwd shaves several seconds off a lap-time with someone who knows what they're doing. the 550's for midgets, btw.
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#148144 - 02/24/06 04:02 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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#148145 - 02/24/06 04:34 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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This thread makes me want to multilate and murder rich people, which is a deeply disturbing impulse to find oneself having. Helter Skelter.




The problem with hating on the rich is that it is always possible to sound like one is simply jealous when one is actually disgusted and then they throw out the "class warrior communist" tag. I do feel like we are moving into a sort of Guilded Age and our nation's Rich are moving into even more lavish displays of wealth with the Massive McMansions crowding up in the Gated Communities and the Massive Yachts fillin up Euro Ports.

Eat the Rich!

Rise Above!!!
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#148146 - 02/25/06 03:27 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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#148147 - 02/25/06 06:58 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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what the fuck happened to Dietrich
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#148148 - 02/25/06 08:02 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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Loop, please "preserve" these images lest the orignal phukkerz "Imageshak" us.

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#148149 - 04/03/09 07:23 AM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
Willie D Offline

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Hans Laetz / Malibu Times


A deputy passes the wrecked Ferrari that crashed on Pacific Coast Highway west of Decker Canyon Road. The car's registered owner, Swedish millionaire Stefan Eriksson, said that he was a passenger. On Monday, he was charged with grand theft, embezzelment and a firearms violation.

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STOCKHOLM, Sweden -- The fast-driving Swede who made headlines in the U.S. by crashing a rare Ferrari in Malibu three years ago has been arrested in his home country on suspicion of theft, assault and extortion.

Stefan Eriksson was deported to Sweden last year after serving a prison sentence in the United States, where he had pleaded no contest to charges of drunken driving, embezzlement and illegal gun possession.



Photos: Ferrari ShatteredHe became known as the "Ferrari Guy" after crashing a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo against a pole at 162 mph (260 kph) in the wealthy beach town of Malibu in 2006.

Swedish prosecutors now say he's suspected on seven counts, including attempted extortion and aggravated assault. The Uppsala district court granted a request Thursday to keep him in jail pending an investigation.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-ferrari-guy4-2009apr04,0,2223701.story

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#148150 - 04/03/09 08:37 AM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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I firmly believe I have the best way to live....live well but not too well, do not waste money on shit you really dont need or want just to impress people or influence opinions, and stay grounded in some small but effective way. For instance, I require the maid service I use to clean my toilet(s) every other day....I stay grounded and in touch with reality by giving the maids a break and cleaning my own toilets twice a year, using a well-used stained scrubby-scrub brush and everything...

Seriously, I dont wear bling or an outrageously expensive watch, I dont wear a million dollar wardrobe, or have my crippled ass driven around in a limo (I like my 2 handivans, and my hydraulic lift ramps on them are expensive enough to indicate to anyone who cares about such shit that I am in decent $hape), and I dont buy or own overpriced works of shitty "art".

Rather, I wheel my ass around in comfort and safety with the latest in mobility devices from around the world. By not having obvious or showy displays of wealth like bling or things of that sort, I dont have the nagging fear or risk of being robbed (fucking killed these days) by amoral or desperate idiots....


1.5 million on a fucking car is deplorable, no matter how many 0s are to the left of the decimal on your net worth.
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#148151 - 04/03/09 08:56 AM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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+1 Burg!!!!!!
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#148152 - 04/03/09 04:00 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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Well said Burg...

MMA Fashionista bites it here. It's not Malibu but it certainly is "Sorry Charlie"..







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#148153 - 04/03/09 04:48 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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Why I love Malibu... (sans any preempted TV show I may be watching)



I mean, it's a fucking castle. In Malibu. How pretentious can one be?

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#148154 - 04/03/09 05:28 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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I was sad when that castle was in the fire. I heard it's not a house, but a museum, and I don't mean my dad talking about my grandma's house "It's not a house; it's a friggin museum. Plastic on the furniture and don't use the good china." I like Malibu. It's like a little town and everyone watches out for one another. It's so peaceful and no one bothers you. The only bad thing is that everything shuts down early.
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#148155 - 04/03/09 05:41 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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I was sad when that castle was in the fire. I heard it's not a house, but a museum, and I don't mean my dad talking about my grandma's house "It's not a house; it's a friggin museum. Plastic on the furniture and don't use the good china." I like Malibu. It's like a little town and everyone watches out for one another. It's so peaceful and no one bothers you. The only bad thing is that everything shuts down early.




Yea yea.. eventually it became a place for charity events and such. And the owner was a supposed philanthropist, but you're fucking up my whole ruse here.

To be honest, I've always enjoyed my visits to Malibu, and the natives who's parties I've attended couldn't have been more cool and hospitable.
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#148156 - 04/03/09 06:05 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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I like Malibu. It's like a little town and everyone watches out for one another. It's so peaceful and no one bothers you. The only bad thing is that everything shuts down early.




Ever go to Gladstone's? As I said ages ago, I saw Gary Busey there and he stared me down the minute I walked in. Or maybe he was checking out my girlfriend at the time...
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#148157 - 04/03/09 06:24 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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It's not bad. I prefer Moonshadows, Beau Rivage, and Coral Beach Cantina. Also loved that little bar called Dume Room, but they closed. And John's Garden Heath Food Store is good for juices, salad's and great sandwiches.
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#148158 - 04/03/09 06:37 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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Ever go to Gladstone's? As I said ages ago, I saw Gary Busey there and he stared me down the minute I walked in. Or maybe he was checking out my girlfriend at the time...




Ever seen Entourage Tatty?.

Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot without guts.
Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. That's great! Keep it up!


You're in good company.
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#148159 - 04/03/09 07:02 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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HAaaaaaaaa! My buddy worked at a hotel which I shall not name in a city I shall not name. During a film festival, Busey and another (lesser known) actor were in the elevator with him. Noone spoke. My friend later got the room number of the lesser known guy and pranked him: "do you know who this is you fucking piece of shit? This is Gary Busey. You fucking think you're better than me?" etc etc. The guy was apologizing and on the verge of tears. He was threatening to go down and fuck the guy up . Good times...

Edit: He also pranked Bea Arthur and a few other b-listers...


Edited by tattypatty (04/03/09 07:03 PM)
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#148160 - 04/14/09 02:19 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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It's not bad. I prefer Moonshadows, Beau Rivage, and Coral Beach Cantina. Also loved that little bar called Dume Room, but they closed. And John's Garden Heath Food Store is good for juices, salad's and great sandwiches.




Moonshadows is too pretentious for me and I've never been to Beau Rivage, but the Coral Beach Cantina is pretty cool. I like the piano in the sky.
I don't know if the Chart House is still there but I just about kicked the shit out of the snotty-assed host the last time I was there and haven't been back since.

I prefer sitting outside at Neptune's Net up past the old Trancas market; a low key surfside biker-style restaurant.
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#148161 - 04/14/09 05:51 PM Re: This is why I love Malibu.....
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You fuckers are making my envious. I want to rent a car if I come to LA this summer now. Any good photo ops in this seaside villa?
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