just do what the ancient greek chicks did with children of their lousy husbands, serve it to your roomate as food. i suggest passing it off as duck in aspic and armagac brandy.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits