I have not had a "magical" day in my life since the third time I masturbated back when I was 13 (thats right "3rd"...the first time was a total accident, I didnt know what the fuck happened...the second time I knew what was going on but was too scared of going to hell to really, truly enjoy it...The third time was awesome, definitely Magical, thanks to Farrah Fawcett and a little research in the Medical/Biology/Theology section of the local Community College Library (even though I was 13, I had access to such places due to my obvious, advanced genius and maturity, and the fact they left the back door/loading dock unlocked so the college students could sneak in and smoke pot and fuck late at night when it was supposed to be closed...dont ask how I knew that at that age)

Sadly its been all downhill ever since...but what a lovely ride in some stretches...