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On Friday I truly felt like a porn star. We shot another installment of the series "White Trash Whore." The location was at an authentic tweeker shack, which had no indoor plumbing, and yet fully equipped with surveillance cameras all around the junk yard property. I had to pee into the trash can, which was already empty since all of the trash had been dumped out on the dirt floor.
When it came time for my d.p., all of the black men started to show up and serenade us by rapping into the security cameras. Then one of the crew members farted. We could have all died if any of the crack pipe torches were on.
However, no one died (except inside ) and I am still picking glass chards out of my spine, due to all that pile driver pleasure that I received that awesome day.
The movie will be an instant classic!

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