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#147548 - 02/19/06 02:55 PM
The Most Magical Day of My Life
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/15/04
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On Friday I truly felt like a porn star. We shot another installment of the series "White Trash Whore." The location was at an authentic tweeker shack, which had no indoor plumbing, and yet fully equipped with surveillance cameras all around the junk yard property. I had to pee into the trash can, which was already empty since all of the trash had been dumped out on the dirt floor.
When it came time for my d.p., all of the black men started to show up and serenade us by rapping into the security cameras. Then one of the crew members farted. We could have all died if any of the crack pipe torches were on.
However, no one died (except inside ) and I am still picking glass chards out of my spine, due to all that pile driver pleasure that I received that awesome day.
The movie will be an instant classic!
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#147549 - 02/19/06 03:19 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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now ashley when you say picking glass shards out of your back...you're talking about the speed right?
btw...are you going to the foxe awards?
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#147551 - 02/19/06 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You know you love her, applesaucer.
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#147552 - 02/19/06 04:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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You know you love her, applesaucer.
how dare you.... 
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#147553 - 02/19/06 04:51 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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The most magical day of my life will be the day I will run across one of those asspirates such as eagle-brown-eye69,who will suffer from a level of retardation great enough that he will reveal himself to me.I will then make certain that he becomes a star in his own right.I will force as many misshapened objects into his anus as possible taking him to new heights of ectasy and within an inch of his life.... Hi Ashley, my invitation to your "W.T.W." must have gotten lost in the mail.Sorry to hear that "B" hasn't gotten that gas thing under control 
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#147559 - 02/20/06 09:23 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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So this was shot at your house, Ashley? Or did yall use Mary Carey's house? Quote:
On Friday I truly felt like a porn star. We shot another installment of the series "White Trash Whore." The location was at an authentic tweeker shack, which had no indoor plumbing, and yet fully equipped with surveillance cameras all around the junk yard property. I had to pee into the trash can, which was already empty since all of the trash had been dumped out on the dirt floor.
When it came time for my d.p., all of the black men started to show up and serenade us by rapping into the security cameras. Then one of the crew members farted. We could have all died if any of the crack pipe torches were on.
However, no one died (except inside ) and I am still picking glass chards out of my spine, due to all that pile driver pleasure that I received that awesome day.
The movie will be an instant classic!
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This ugly slanted eyed hook nosed nigger bitch cant even make a decent porno. What a fucking waste of life you are Ashley Blue . Looks like your parents raised a real loser 
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