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#147517 - 02/19/06 12:53 PM
What Longshot and Keiko are up to.
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Porn Jesus
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#147519 - 02/19/06 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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This chick danced at a strip club I worked at for 3 days.
holy fuck. 
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#147520 - 02/19/06 04:41 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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This chick danced at a strip club I worked at for 3 days.
Do you know if they ever ended up finding her body?
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#147525 - 02/20/06 01:50 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 304
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I don't know, there's a kind of demented art to being Rob Longshot. First he had the evil ewok thing going, but now, you take the juxtaposition of the baby hands, the lip gloss and Ann Margret false eyelashes and the make-up desperately trying to cover his five o'clock shadow...
All these years, an artist, and we thought he was just another San Fernando Valley loser making small change on his wife's vagina.
you know part of the cut is going to waterproof mascara. i mean, if keiko with makeup brings tears to our eyes, what must keiko in flannel pajamas at noon after a long hard night of partying in the inexhaustable well of faggots that is the alt porn "scene" do to man? the rest of the money probably goes to hookers who actually look and talk like real live wimmin unlike the retina-piercing beasts like his dainty beloved.
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#147526 - 02/20/06 02:13 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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Hey, thanks for the body shivers! I wonder if Rob has some kind of peculiar dwarfism. It's like the rest of his body kept growing while his hands and arms retained the gracility of a teenage girl. I think Monkey was the first to note his creepy preteen girl arms.  He's just chokin' the cancer right out of 'er.
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#147527 - 02/20/06 02:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Did Longshot do a Meatholes scene?
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#147528 - 02/20/06 02:34 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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Oh hell yes, Gia. That's why his little sermon on the light side of the Force was so amusing. I don't know, between Ewok Longshot and Emo Longshot... I've still got to give it to Manboobs Longshot.  This entire thread is really a thing of beauty. There are many good things about it--Cancer Girl wigs out, Cancer Girl Enabler rushes along behind his pretend friend--but this quote from Longshot works: Quote:
im not afraid of urine... but i wpuld really rather it come from a chick...
being peed on by a guy, or peeing on a guy.... thats mighty gay.
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#147531 - 02/20/06 05:57 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
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I'm confused. I thought goths were skinny and tragic beauties. I just see a doughy mass of flesh and clearence aisle clothes from Spencer's when I look at these two.
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#147536 - 03/11/06 05:50 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
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say what you will... but after over 10yrs blueblood is going strong and has a very large subscription base.
and, i've lost about 15lbs since leaving L.A.. and, im not goth, im industrial/steampunk ifi need to be labeled.
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#147537 - 03/12/06 09:22 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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say what you will... but after over 10yrs blueblood is going strong and has a very large subscription base.
and, i've lost about 15lbs since leaving L.A.. and, im not goth, im industrial/steampunk ifi need to be labeled.
How are you and Keiko doing? Did you check out the AdultFYI.com article on you two based on the podcast audio interview I did with you two at PSK back in January?
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#147539 - 06/05/06 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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#147541 - 06/12/06 08:18 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Gen can you please do this position more often!  
This entire thread is really a thing of beauty. There are many good things about it--Cancer Girl wigs out, Cancer Girl Enabler rushes along behind his pretend friend--but this quote from Longshot works:
Quote:
im not afraid of urine... but i wpuld really rather it come from a chick...
being peed on by a guy, or peeing on a guy.... thats mighty gay.
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