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I don't know, there's a kind of demented art to being Rob Longshot. First he had the evil ewok thing going, but now, you take the juxtaposition of the baby hands, the lip gloss and Ann Margret false eyelashes and the make-up desperately trying to cover his five o'clock shadow...




All these years, an artist, and we thought he was just another San Fernando Valley loser making small change on his wife's vagina.


you know part of the cut is going to waterproof mascara. i mean, if keiko with makeup brings tears to our eyes, what must keiko in flannel pajamas at noon after a long hard night of partying in the inexhaustable well of faggots that is the alt porn "scene" do to man? the rest of the money probably goes to hookers who actually look and talk like real live wimmin unlike the retina-piercing beasts like his dainty beloved.