I was preparing a "Neighborhood" update for Jerkoffzone.com yesterday and I realized a disturbing fact.

All the American GI's who went overseas in the 50s,60s,70s and served in Korea, Vietnam and other Pacific rim countries banged so many Asian hookers that they totally fetishized an entire race of people.

These guys came back to America and sadly went back, most of them, to banging white pussy. The fortunate ones were able to marry some whores overseas and bring them back. Others though, had to wait for their white wives to die so that they could get mail order brides. So now, many of these guys in the twilight of their years, are finally living out their dreams of Asian snatch.

Sadly, not everyone has the means to fly or float in quality slant eyed gash, and some of these old bastards are forced to go with Grade F meat.

This is the story of one such poor old bastard who brought in this "Angel Venus" whore to our office. The decrepit old freak probably wasted so much money getting this Chinese beast into the country that he is forced to whore her out to be able to afford his weekly Geritol allotment.

The reverse.

do they not have scissors in laos? god she needs a haircut.
do you think she uses it as toilet paper?

i take that back malice. this chick has the potential to have 8 feet of her hair sucked down a toilet in swirlies or whatnot, that could be really funny.

I can definately attest to the fact that Asian pussy is way better than white pussy. I can't really say why, maybe tighter or I was drunker, not sure. I can understand why guys bring these girls in. These Asain girls know their place... in the fucking kitchen and they don't bitch, gripe, or nag. It really is the best of both worlds, a whore that can cook/clean.

P.S. What are the marks all over her body? Did they wrap her too tightly when they shipped her over?

P.P.S. Why is Gia's name on the white board, and what are those numbers.....

I have nothing of any substance to add to this thread other than my compliments. Tony, you have a way with words for this is some funny shit. So is Dragon Lady going to work for you or not?

lol

Is that a woman?

That hair is just downright unsanitary. I hope you Fabreezed your office after they left.

Crystal Gayle

What were Crystal Gayle's hits? (If any)

Dont It Make My Brown Eyes Blue.

I think she's pretty! You could do a Gag Factor with her?

I'd love to be there to see girls come in off the street and audition - you should do a series like this where girls come in for an interview and then go straight to them doing a sex scene

With her hair that long, she's just one escalator ride away from being scalped.

The "old bastard" may be able to recoup some of his money by selling her hair for wigs & toupees.

Malice, as you know, with degradation comes great responsibility. As a pornographer, I have sworn the Pornocratic Oath. It states, amongst other points, that I shall degrade whores to the best of my ability, keep all sexual favors confidential (Producer/Whore Privilege) and, most importantly, respect the sick masturbatory needs of my demented audience.

Hence, when that creepy old fuck with the old Asian mail-order bride came into my office barking demands, I had no choice but to drop a reality a-bomb on their ass. The chick is old and won't engage in any strokeworthy acts. To hire this hag, would be a diservice to the porn fan.

Now, granted this Angel Venus chick isn't really at any fault here. I could tell she was probably a very sweet mama-san at some bar back in Asia before this old GI got a hold of her. The old fart, however, starts making all kinds of crazy stipulations. Now, I can kinda understand the "no anal" & "no interracial" shit. Anal hurts and, really, who isn't scared of black people?

But, when he says she'll only work with guys with small cocks (translation: no one who threatens his wrinkled 2 inch pecker), I lose my patience. I mean, yeah, that would have been great news for Rob Longshot, but he's retired. I told the idiot his wife should learn to type instead.

When I set them straight, Angel just smiled & the old coot just kept assuring me Angel was the biggest thing out of Asia since birdflu.

Anyway, I'm always honest with porn hopefuls. Chico can atest to that. I scared off one of his hairy skanks not too long ago lol. But I do it for you, the discerning miscreant viewer.