let's face it, at some point, luke was a fanboy to have gotten into his current gig, and he's become so feared, hated, and avoided by the industry he can't go back and ever expect to interview girls without some agent telling them "be careful" or "australian go home before i punch you".

so luke created an alter-ego, a batgirl to his bruce wayne, one that can mingle and frolic with pornstars without being shunned or feared. all it took was some makeup and some black chick's hairpeice that was forgotten in rob spallone's lost and found.they're roughly the same height, both have nosejobs, etc.

holly randall was in on this from day one, she does the makeup for "monstar", you can tell she knows by the number of pictures she appears in, usually acting just as affectionate or more so with "monstar" than luke. i think she likes luke in drag better than real luke.


this is a terrible, shameful sham of a bad idea, but a great ploy to make them both deny this.